Abrakebabra

I’m sorry, I love this Abrakebabra more than any other fast food restaurant in the whole wide world. This is because they have taco fries, which have no taco but around a kilo of garlic mayonaise and cheap-​o minced meat.
When I’m sober, I kind of hate garlic mayonaise, but after a few too many Jaeger bombs I swear on everything that is wholly, there is absolutely nothing better than taco fries at Abrakebabra. I don’t know why but they are so incredibly delicious it makes me cry.
I was stupid enough to try them sober once, and that, Unilocalers, was a very, very bad idea. They gave me a Styrofoam cup full of soggy chips and mayonnaise with a few flakes of cardboard beef.
I don’t know why they only make them right when I’m too tiddly to remember my own name, probably to keep the recipe secret from an inquiring sober mind. Can’t say I blame them, if I knew the recipe for ambrosia I wouldn’t risk it either.
Five stars. No questions.