Apache Pizza is the pizza delivery you order from when you can’t find the Domino’s menu. It’s Pizza, and the menu is promising, but you ultimately will be very disappointed by this greasy, slightly burnt pizza with the weird tomato sauce. It may be cheaper than a few of the other options as regards pizza delivery, but you’re better off ringing directory enquiries and finding your nearest Domino’s. They do have sandwiches called ‘Totem Rolls’ though, which is comic gold.