Gne Gnè

Mediocre food, crazy hot in summer (the a/​c is a fraude) and grumpy service.
WORST dinner experience in a while.
I came here with a group of friends and we went in attracted by the really nice setup: high tables trying to recreate the atmosphere of a Spanish tapas bar (spoiler, it’s the only good thing you’ll read about this place).
It was a hot night, so we explicitly asked whether they had a/​c. They did, so we seated.
After 5 mins inside, the room started getting really hot, and we kindly asked whether the a/​c was on. The answer was something like: «Yes, it’s on, but we don’t know why it doesn’t work properly».
Now, I don’t claim to be an expert, but yes, the a/​c is actually there, although we’re talking about a tiny little unit which would probably be enough for a small private room, and it’s instead given the impossible task of keeping an entire restaurant cool.
That MIGHT be the reason why your bloody restaurant feels like being in hell, but hey, again, not an expert here…
A couple of things to note, to get you the feeling of how desperate the temperature situation was:
— we had 12 liters of water in 7 people
— one of friends felt sick for the heat, as much as she could not touch any food
On the food side, we ordered a few appetizers (olives, tartare, jamon serrano and seafood) and paella for everyone.
The appetizers were tasty, although the portions were incredibly small, compared to the price.
The paella was mediocre at best, basically fried rice with some sad piece of meat and seafood. Sorry, not even close to expectations.
Cherry on top, the service: painfully slow in paying us attention despite the place was almost empty.
Also, I believe there was a deliberate selection of grumpy people as waiters. We had the constant feeling that they were being forced into the job as if it was some sort of punishment…
(HINT: having them work into a place with less than 30 degrees might bring some smiles on their faces)
And while so far this could have been a 2-​star review, the final remark is the price: 35 euros each, for basically:
— suffering a hell-​like heat
— mediocre food
— grumpy service
Honestly, coming back here would be a suicidal attempt.
Stay. Away.

We went there at Saturday night. We were waiting 20 minutes for some waiter to come and order (it was late so the place was not full). The waitress was polite. We order one fish paelia, a hamburger and we asked for the best white wine.
1. We received a meat paelia which was not good
2. Burger was totally rare but nowhere in the menu was stated that the burger is served like that and the waitress didn’t ask how we wanted to be cooked
3. The wine costed 14 euros and it was same as cheap wines of 5 euros.
We left the food and We paid 70 euros and it was a disaster. I totally don’t recommend this place.