Alcatraz E.R.

If you’re hungry, don’t come here to eat good food. Because it was pretty bad!
Come for the experience to sit on a floor in a rather dirty setting. I mean, it is a jail cell. You don’t want to be in there for long, so grab a few of their really interesting sexual drinks and then get a «get out of jail» card ASAP!
Oh, and it’s hard to find, so allow extra time.

Oh my… leave your kids and scaredy cats home for this one. You’re about to enter an E.R. room with scantily dressed nurses, nutty professors, and drinks that will make you squirm and think Japan is a country of sex freaks.
To an extent, yes, this is true for any large metropolis. What you are stepping into with Alcatraz E.R. though is a themed restaurant with loads of surprises. To start, the restaurant plays off a hospital/​prison hybrid theme. A nurse will lead your group into a cell to eat and drink, and you get their attention by whacking a steel pole into the cage to call them.
The drinks here are… how should I put it– interesting. It’s time to get a little freaky with you and your friends. Not to each other (unless that’s your style), but be a little adventurous. Have a frozen penis with condensed milk on top. Take a ride with a vibrating dildo in your rum. Enjoy a baby bottle filled with the greatest milky Kahlua you’ve ever had.
Oh, and did I mention that the nurse will personally feed/​play/​amuse you with all these drinks? Cover those ears kids! (which you all should be home anyway)
If you’ve been there long enough, the lights may suddenly turn off, and things. get. real.
Overall, an exciting theme restaurant to take your friends and (immature) family members. Drinks and food are pricey, but that’s to be expected for this kind of show. Have fun!

This is one of Japan’s many theme restaurants. I’m surprised I don’t see it on Unilocal unless I’m just missing it. This place is so much fun. Located in the popular Shibuya district, it can be difficult to find because it’s on one of the many side streets.
The staff are here to entertain you and they do just that. This isn’t a place for the prudish, ie drinks come with vibrators. Sometimes shouting crude phases, if they don’t know what they are saying but I’m sure they do.
The food is ok, not bad but not a five star restaurant. It’s not really meant to be though is it? You’re in a cell. I was surprised NOT to see just bread & butter on the menu. The menu is pretty funny. It’s also not particularly expensive. There’s a 500 yen cover, which is about ⁴⁄₅ dollars. For the two of us with dinner and fancy drink it came to under $ 50. We ordered a pizza, two salads, an appetizer and two drinks. It’s not cheap but you’re paying for the experience and it’s definitely worth it.
There’s also some entertainment. We watched some kind of drinking game where the guy gets slapped which was funny. Partly because we couldn’t understand anything. They dim the lights periodically and run through. It was just a fun time. You should try it