Studio Octopussy

I can assume that if you’re on this page, you have an idea of what goes on up here… That being said, let’s break down the good… the bad… and the sometimes ugly.
Probably one of the main selling points is that it’s pretty much the only massage joint open til 5am in the downtown area, which works great for those of you that like to shut down the clubs at 3am but keep the party going for a couple more hours. Of course if you’re looking to start your evening off on the right foot, they open up for business at 11am.
Another plus side is the attractiveness of the women working here, where most of these places have 1 – 2 good-​looking girls on each shift this place usually has 1 – 2 not-​so-​good-​looking. On a slow night you’ll find 5 – 6 girls working, but on a busy weekend (especially if a Bruins game is in town) you’ll easily have a dozen or so pulling the night shift.
The staff (both support & the girls) have always been friendly, for years the guy running the front door had a foul mouthed parrot on his shoulder… some things in this city never cease to amaze me.
The usual rundown hasn’t changed in the 10+ years I’ve been here. You enter off Ste-​Catherine, there’s 3 pretty lengthy flights of stairs you need to climb… if you’re tall, watch your head on the 1^st flight. I learned that one the hard way. Luckily they had some Advil for me upstairs… anyway, you enter the reception area and are explained the goings on of the place. Once you pay your «entrance fee» (it’s been around $ 55/​hour the last few times, and you should also expect to drop an additional $ 40 – 80 on the girl of your choice once you’re in the room) you’re then lead down a hallway to the waiting area and offered complimentary beers and/​or water. They’ll tell you how many girls are working and if some aren’t busy at the moment they will come out and introduce themselves to you. The guys will push you to pick one right away (key to good business is high turn around), but if you want to wait til you meet all of them don’t be afraid to do so… enjoy your free beer, watch some hockey on the TV and when you find the one you want go have a good time.

Bön jour Canadia! I bet ya’ll lurve it when us honky tonk Yankee suns-​a-​guns come on up there and look at yer neked lady’s. Seriously though, you have some my-​t fine gals up here. Your staff is not rude like they are in the States and I really have nothing else to say besides YAY TEETS!