Gucci

Gucci: the only luxury brand name in the world that is used as an adjective.
The doors to this store requires a salaried attendant as it is damn heavy and tedious to open, but no such expense is spared, and so I am left to opening it on my own, relying on my own motor functions and strength. This task progresses in difficulty as I age each day, a true story of tragedy. What the Hell, Gucci Toronto? I never had to open any of your doors at your other International locations!
The dress shirts from here are all that I have ever been interested in. So finely stitched and seamed. Everything else in the men’s department screams garish. The traveling accessories are priced similar to Louis Vuitton, which I see as a mistake in terms of competition. It is nowhere near as functional, which should logically yield a lower price.
The designs of the merchandise never seem to actually change, but rearranged instead. Buckles slightly to the left, the ring clasp up a centimeter, shrink the logo by ¹⁄₃^rd.
The women’s section is slightly more interesting. Often I will find an appropriate gift for a discerning friend. The same competition principle applies for their ladies footwear.
I understand I am complaining about price in a place where price should be of no object, but the problem is that Gucci is actually just known for being expensive, which is the only reason why Gucci is used as an adjective. They do not specialize in any one genre of product.
«My shit is ‘Gucci’, your shit is Wal-​Mart.
«Check out my ‘Gucci’ kit.»
«That hoe thinks she’s so ‘Gucci’.»
That doesn’t make a brand competitive. Also, the fact that most of the brand’s desirable merchandise cannot be found here because it’s Canada, and there’s never anything here.
The décor here is among the best designed retail space found anywhere in Toronto. I can imagine shooting a short film here about some French guy drinking coffee and smoking a cigarette in black and white. Of course, you’d have to remove all the merchandise first. Maybe keep the shirts. Definitely cannot cast any of the staff here, they are nice but look far too rigid. I can’t distinguish the sales staff from the security guard. In fact, they all look like haberdashing security guards. That’s intimidating.
If only they were put to better use; such as opening doors.

Had a wonderful experience at the Gucci store on Bloor in June. My friend and I were offered champagne while we sat in the back salon while deciding which Web Boston to get.
Our sales associated, Nick was very friendly. This store has a wonderful welcoming atmosphere. Probably my fave on Bloor. Concur that it’s much nicer than the Prada store which actually smelled of chicken when we were there. It could use an refresh.

So what’s with only men SA’s at all Gucci boutiques anyway? I guess they can be helpful but they’re not overly friendly. I really don’t care for the service here. It’s much better in Vegas.

I’ve realized there’s no point in comparison shopping for Gucci/​Prada shoes in Toronto. Everyone sells them for the exact same price. The only consideration is do you want a Holts shopping bag post purchase? A Gucci shopping bag? A Harry Rosen bag? I figured I’ll go to the flag ship store and get the official shopping bag so I can load it up with back issues of Dragon and Byte magazine (circa 1981) and store them in conspicuous style in my condo’s locker.
The Gucci store service is what you’d expect. Friendly, the staff makes nice small talk. I found the Gucci store more nicely appointed than the Prada store. Seats were more comfy.