Tijuana

Tijuana es muy suzio y tiene mucho basura.
Lo que mas hay que? Yo conteste… Yo no se con un shrug…
El hombre pregunta, «oyeeee chino, que sabes tu?» Yo sabe. Tu es un gordo y comprendo los ingedientes por los carne asada y carnitas.
My little short story summarizes TJ. Must read between the lines… :D

tijuana is such a hole, but you probably knew that. just walking around is probably enough to give you hepatitis, and if you talk to anyone you’re sure to be offered as much weed or pills or hookers as you could ever possibly want.
don’t go there if you’re someone who can’t say no, because if you can’t, you’ll end in a hotel room snorting fake coke off a mexican hooker while wearing a shawl that you just overpayed $ 20 for by not haggling with the locals, who probably would have given it to you for free.
also, the tijuana river is completely ruining the ocean, and it’s gross.
but tijuana is pretty fun. at least have a few drinks there once in your life. don’t forget your id or passport though!
and try a bowl of viagra soup! i didn’t try it, but it said on the sign it works.