Slow Tacos

Ich finde Slow Tacos nicht mehr … :(Als ich entlang Schwedenplatz gegangen bis, finde ich leider kein mehr Slow Tacos. Diese Bilder sind meine Erinerrungen im 2015. Die Tacos sind klein in vergleich mit dem Preis ca € 12, aber wirklich geschmackshaft ! Meine Kinder lieben die Tacos aber. wenn sie wissen, was drinnen ist, wollen sie nicht mehr essen. Na ja nächste Mal brauche ich nicht immer die Wahrheit sagen oder. :) Falls jemand weiß, wo Slow Tacos gibt, bitte um Info …

Great experience at slow tacos! Not sure what all the other poor reviews are about… We ordered the combo A of 4 different types of tacos and they were all equally delicious!
The hostess and waitresses were very kind and extremely helpful. Great food for a great price and right on the Danube!

Überteuert, geschmacklich fad, Portionen klein und dann noch wenig Inhalt. Produkte scheinen nicht hochwertig. Lokal billig zusammengezimmert, auch wenns als Pop-​Up daher kommt. Sitzgelegenheiten und Tische dreckig. Schon lange nicht mehr so eine gehypte Enttäuschung erlebt. Hier glaubt jemand, seine Kunden ausnehmen zu können. Wenn das Mexiko sein soll, bleib ich in Wien. Schade für die Gegend und die wirklich bemühte Kellnerin.

Von außen sieht der Laden recht nett aus, es gibt keine kleinen Tische, nur Desk Sharing. Ich mag das gar nicht, aber gut, so sind alle anders. Der halbe Liter Zitrone-​Minz Limonade kostet 5,40, da fällt es dann auch nicht mehr positiv auf das 30 Cent gespendet werden. Aber all das würde bei gutem Essen noch immer für 3−4* reichen. Daher, das Essen ist nicht gut, es ist unterdurchschnittlich und extrem fad, was ja bei mexikanisch eher einer Themenverfehlung gleich kommt. Daher kann ich nur sagen… ich verstehe nicht warum der Laden immer voll ist, aber mir ists recht, so sind mehr Tische in guten Lokalen frei!

I have to agree with previous reviewers — this place is terrible. The only thing the food has in common with Mexican food is the name ‘taco’. I seems that whoever came up with the concept of this place must have had a layover at a Mexican airport and thought that this is what Mexican food should taste like.
While I appreciate giving international cuisine a local touch, it still needs to be executed well. I had the taco combo without meat that comes with 4 different tacos. The one with fish was ok. All others were terrible. Fried egg with asparagus and a sauce without flavor (who ever told the chef that this tastes good should be punished), deep fried sweet potatoes with another flavorless sauce (it was like eating the hard crumbs of something burned that was left in the oven overnight). The cheese avocado taco sounded promising but it was yet another let down.
4 terrible tacos for € 14! If you think that maybe the meat ones taste better, my boyfriend can tell you that they don’t.
Why this place is packed every evening is beyond me! The ambience can be nice if you don’t mind the 100 chain smokers surrounding you. In 35C heat they give off that extra heat and smell that make the meal even worse.
Don’t bother is all I can say!

This place sucks BIG TIME!!! Waiters are completely incompetent. When I was there the kitchen had to stop serving food due to some issues — guess they ran out of something important :-)
The entire place makes the impression some wannbe hipsters try «start» a taco joint, but didn’t expect to have to put effort into it.

A very difficult place to rate, especially since all of my ratings are based on food alone. Slow Tacos is different as value for money has to be taken into consideration. So, here we go:
— Taste of food: 2 – 3 stars mostly.
— Value for money: ZERO!!! This is the most expensive taco joint on the entire planet!!!
Here are the details:
— Homemade chili Kaesekrainer (cheese stuffed sausage) tacos — 3 stars and I’m being generous. Mostly bland and weird. Basically a breakfast sausage in a taco — wow, I wonder how actual Mexicans never came up with this novel idea!
— Beef Short Ribs with Chimichurri tacos — 2.5 stars, and the .5 is because of chimichurri, otherwise it would be 2 stars. The beef is chewy, seriously over-​done and without chimichurri mostly tasteless. That said, yet another novel idea — put chimichurri sauce (NOT Mexican!) on a beef taco??? Seriously? And it has something that resembles a jalapeño on top but tastes like a regular green pepper. Again, trying to be original but it is just plain weird.
— Corn fed chicken with Chipotle marmalade and peanuts tacos — 3.5 stars but again weird because of the peanuts — remember all of this is served on a corn tortilla, so not the best combination if you ask me. And so not Mexican and/​or authentic by any stretch of the imagination chipotle marmalade? WTF? That said, possibly the best taco on the menu.
— Cheese tacos — 1 star. Melted wrong kind of cheese with avocado mousse and sweet roasted peppers. Really disappointing. And for only EUR 13.90 ($ 17)!!!
— Chips and Guacamole — 3 stars for the taste of guac, very mild and no kick. 1.5 stars on the chips that are seasoned with some kind of bbq dry seasoning/​rub — again WTF? This is absolutely, hands down, the most expensive chips and guac in the world! For EUR 7.90 (US$ 10), not made table side and served in a shot glass sized thingy, it’s absolutely ridiculous! TINY & EMBARRASSING!!! Yes, it’s probably less than 1 oz of guac for $ 10.
— Churros and Chocolate — 3 stars, mostly mah. Churros are supposed to melt in your mouth and these were over-​fried, the chocolate was too bitter and just like all of the above combinations, it didn’t work!
— Corn tortillas — 2 stars — they didn’t feel fresh and home made.
Now to the value for money — as said, you have to be completely nuts, to pay EUR 13.90 (almost $ 17) for three tiny tacos that don’t come with any sides (like rice and beans for example). Basically, this place is 2 – 3 times more expensive than it should be, if it served great tacos. For these kind of tacos, they are approximately 5 times more expensive of where they should be.
So, we paid more than $ 100 for 12 small tacos (no side dishes), 2 beers, 2 lemonades, one coffee, one shot glass of guac with some chips and a small order of churros. None of this would be a problem if their tacos were great, which they were not. This is one taco joint I won’t return to.