Loiza 2050

Full disclosure I did not get to try the food at Loiza 2050 so this review reflects the rudeness and ineptitude of the staff more than anything else.
The past few days in Puerto Rico have been a comedy of errors trying to find restaurants that are open on Epiphany. Having learned from our experiences we called Loiza 2050. My girlfriend, who is fluent in Spanish, called and asked in Spanish «are you open now». Their reply was «No, we open at 6PM.»
Taking that to mean they would be open at 6, we headed down to the restaurant. Seeing that people were walking in, my girlfriend opened the door only to have it swiftly slammed in her face by one of the staff. Puzzled I opened the door again only to have the staff member tell me coldly they were closed for a private party and there was no way we could eat there.
Instead of wasting our time and energy and infuriating us in the process they should have simply told us they were closed for a private event when we first called. Don’t tell me you are open then slam the door in my face when I arrive. I might have been mollified on my hour drive back hope if they showed some modicum of regret but the sheer rudeness was beyond exasperating especially when we told them we drove an hour out of our way to eat at their restaurant.
I hope this place burns down in a pepperoni grease fire.

Food is 5 stars. I always get the 2 vegetarian pizzas with different crusts.
The crust is thin. I would say, consider pizza per person.
Great spot to grab a beer and pizza with your favorite human.

Best pizza ever!!! They even have a great selection of craft beers, as well as a whiskey bar!
We went on a Thursday night and were the only ones there for a while. Great service. They have a limited menu but everything was delicious. Two pizzas was enough for two hungry gals.
It is hard to miss but if you’re driving east on Loiza and come across an abandoned gas station on the right, you’re there! x)

Simply the best pizza in town!!! Super thin coconut crust, great beer selection, good service and ambience!

Amazing pizza! Love the place, is very cozy. Service was good, beer was cold and the Pizza was delicious! We ordered fresh tomatoes with roasted almonds with a thin coconut crust pizza :-O!!! We are definitely going back.

If you love thin crust pizza, this is the place for you! Ordered 4 pizzas: four cheese on coconut crust, eggplant on coconut crust, vegetable on coconut crust and the salmon and Brie pizza on wheat crust. If you’re ordering for pick-​up you have to order 45min in advance (bc they’re that good!). Staff was attentive and thoughtful.

Great thin pizzas! Small place, just a few tables. Good foreign beers. Pizzas take it’s time especially if early after opening.