HORRIBLEHORRIBLEHORRIBLE service. All the lady’s except 2 didn’t take care of there customers. I hate writing bad reviews everyone has a bad day but it’s a reoccurring trend now. Milia was our waitress and the only time we got help was when we asked and our drinks would sit at the bar for at least 10 minutes before she gave them to us. Came to the point we would go to the bar and get our own drinks. The food tho is amazing it’s just the care of the customers and service. Two stars only because the food is great. Service 0 stars.
Aaron P.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Portland, OR
Horrible food. The place smells really bad. Never ever eat here.
Michael C. S.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Austin, TX
This place is awful. The staff is very rude and actually ignorant. The food is nasty. I went there to watch the UFC fights on 12÷12÷15 and this guy(I believe the manager) came around to collect a cover for the fights. He needed room to put his box of money and rudely cleared the table in doing so threw the menu and my hat on my lap. Then I didn’t have cash on me to pay the cover and asked him if there was a way I could pay with a card. He rudely said no and said«Why don’t you have your boyfriend pay for it» pointing towards one of my buddies. I ordered wings and they were totally bland, sauce was really weak and the ranch /bleu cheese was watered down. Worst place ever.
Kevin O.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Austin, TX
Food is subpar as was the«scenery». The spot on 6th was cramped and I couldn’t see enjoying watching anything there. I prefer the location on 35, although the food is still fair.
Meredith A.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Newcastle, United Kingdom
I am slightly horrified that we ended up here at all, but apparently the only place to watch the Bulls game on a night with about a million other sporting events — including a big UT game — was Bikinis. It is off-brand Hooters. Waitresses in itty bitty teeny tiny short shorts and bikini tops. I envied their flat stomachs as they walked by, and can only assume they don’t eat anything on the menu. I don’t make a habit of going places with such blatant objectification of women, but… we wanted to watch the Bulls. So I turned off the feminist button in my head for a few hours. You do sort of forget they’re there. Well, I did, maybe the guys/lesbians wouldn’t. But they don’t like, dance on the tables or strut around in front of you –they’re moving quickly, serving food to tons of people, and generally seemed busy and disinterested. Which I was sort of happy about. This bar has about a million television sets, one for every possible angle your eyes could fall upon, and the guy controlling the channels was really nice and changed one to the Bulls even though nobody else cared about it but us. We ended up ordering some hot wings, which were perfectly acceptable, although not spicy off. We got the hot ones, like«molten» or some other evocative word, and they were spicy, but not enough to justify the title. I wouldn’t even bother with food here. Drink/beer prices were good though, it’s lively and boisterous, and if you can get past the bikini thing, it’s actually a decent sports bar.
Julianne S.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Austin, TX
This is probably one of the worst bars I’ve ever been to. We walked in because BD Riley’s was full due to the Pats game and we just wanted to watch the game. Service was terrible as we were seated in the most inconspicuous spot and it took half an hour for someone to check in with us, our malnourished 15 year old server looked like she wanted to kill herself and/or just cry, and there was no beer on draught. What?! The Pats won the game all right, but we left feeling sad due to this crummy bar experience. Will not return and will not encourage others to do so.
Kenny C.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Brooklyn, NY
Come here for philosophical discussions about solipsism and the evolution of the American dream in post-postmodernist literature. Just kidding. Come here for girls in bikinis and short shorts. But really, I came here for the sports. Particularly to watch the World Series(let’s not talk about that). Bikinis has about a dozen screens on the wall showing just about any game that’s going on. They have a pretty decent beer selection, including this KCCO beer, which was much better than anything with the Chive’s name has a right to be. That said, I was here on a Monday night, so it wasn’t too crowded. Not much of a fratty scene as much as old Midwestern tourists complaining about life. Probably a much different time on weekends, but I didn’t stick around to find out.
Steven O.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Los Angeles, CA
Not sure what it’s like at night but you’ll get the second string during the day on Mondays. The service leaves a lot to be desired and the food is meh at best.
Clay T.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Austin, TX
This place serves some amazing catfish tacos at a not so bad price, and the girls here are undeniably hot with their bikini top and booty shorts raiment that they all have donned. They don’t seem to mind too much socializing with you either. Alcohol is a bit on the pricy side though, hence why it gets the 4 star rating. Love the interior… it’s covered with girls in bathing suits as you would expect… and overall it’s just an all around very neat looking bar. Music here is pretty good at times as well. I was shocked to hear R.E.M. be played here one time. Rest of the menu seems sort of typical for a bar… but I did have a variety of the wings here before and they were good. I heard from someone that comes here though that the wings aren’t as good now as they were before… something about a menu change I think? Who knows… but it was good when I had them, and so were the chicken tenders here.
Philip R.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Lindenwood, Queens, NY
Stopped in while in town on business. It was busy but not super packed. I told the pretty blonde bartender I was visiting from out of town and asked what good local beers she had. She looked at me with one of those deer in the headlights kind of faces and said she didn’t know. Thankfully a guy at the bar gave me a couple of recommendations. I know the idea here is to look at the pretty girls in bikini tops but if you’re going to hire someone to tend bar, they should at least have a clue about what they are selling. Anyway, the beer was good and cold and the bartender was actually friendly. There was sports on all TV’s so it wasn’t a bad experience. Next time I’m in town and want to spend some time on 6th St., I probably would return for a quick one.
Jason B.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Cambridge, MA
This is a sports bar with no beer taps, where attractive but disinterested-looking women in bikini tops and short shorts will serve you food and bottled beers while you ogle them helplessly in between golf highlights on ESPN2.
Tyler L.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Manhattan, NY
I didn’t choose this place(part of bachelor party) but the name says it all. The beer list was weak. The food was Chili’s-esque(bad). The girls were nice and dressed for success. I am not even sure why I am writing a review for this place, it is like telling someone who goes to Hooter’s «for the wings» that the place sucks. Regardless of my prattle, you’re gonna go.
Melissa M.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Tampa, FL
Not a fan. My friend roped me into coming here. No beers on draft and not too many beers to choose from. I ordered a Sams and it was warm. While I’m not a fan of crappy restaurants with young scantily clad girls running around — I have to say the servers were super nice and took the time to chat with us.
Tim D.
Rating des Ortes: 2 Halifax, Canada
We stopped in for beers because someone in my group wanted to. Sure, they had young women in bikini tops serving, so that’s cool. But were the beers more varied or better-priced than elsewhere? No. Was the ambiance cool? No. Were the TVs showing sports few, quiet and understated? No. Better value for money: stand in the street in the evening and watch the girls come out to hula-hoop in an attempt to get the punters inside.
Danny W.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Chicago, IL
Me: Can I get an Old Fashion? Bartender:(With a very hesitant look on her face) Eeehh Me: Do you not know how to make one? Bartender: I do, but I can guarantee you’re not going to like it. You’d think this exchange would most certainly warrant a negative review, but I actually totally appreciated the honesty. I had a much better experience with my whiskey on the rocks that I would have with some crappily made Old Fash. That and she was wearing a bikini. Truth is, it was my fault for ordering anything with more than two ingredients. Bikinis isn’t going to wow you with fantastic food or cocktail intricacy, but if you’re on 6th and want to get away from the live music scene for some good old fashion cleavage and college sports then look no further.
Isaiah F.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Cincinnati, OH
Let’s just call this place what it really is, College Boobies. We came here on a Saturday afternoon for a drink and were greeted by some youngins wearing bikini tops. The girls were all very friendly and very nice. As stated in other reviews it’s the classiest half naked bar I’ve been to but the Saturday afternoon shift is definitely the B Team. I was hoping to see Murdock and Mr T and instead had Balki and Steve Urkel. They have daily drink specials but NODRAFTBEER! Get your sh*t together. I can’t really complain about $ 4 Tito’s though, especially when they are delivered by a 85lb asian made up of 75% boob :)
Derik P.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Austin, TX
My colleagues and I hit Bikinis for lunch regularly. The serves are very friendly, and the managers quick to respond to any inaccuracy in your order, although that doesn’t happen often. They share a kitchen with Parish and the menu is nearly identical. I typically get the black and blue burger, double meat, no bun, and I’m never disappointed. The chicken tenders also make a great lunch, try them with a side of chipotle BBQ sauce.
Rich C.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Carlsbad, CA
Eh. Just hit it because I wanted to catch each quarter of a game at a different place. Bikinis should, especially on a Saturday, step up the squad they have working. I didn’t go there for the bikinis but if it’s there– you’re gonna evaluate. B squad for sure. Service wasn’t bad though. Kind of a staunch place but it’s where you go for cheap drinks, bar food, and to see a game you may not catch elsewhere. Had some Chuck sliders– actually really good! Had some drink that they pour and give me the rest to pour myself. Can’t even remember. Bathroom was gross and I heard all the waitresses complaining about how slow it was as I passed the kitchen. I guess I can’t hate too much. You know what to expect at a place like this. I’m to tired to expound. Wouldn’t return next time.
Lameer Y.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Austin, TX
Its was semi final between ARG-HOL, there are so many big screen. First time i went there. The service was pretty good. Had a fire wings, amazing. After many years and many places i felt like i was having a good wings, perfectly cooked. I will be back soon. FYI: They dont have a beer on tap :(
Donovan T.
Rating des Ortes: 3 San Antonio, TX
Out of all the restaurants with half naked women this on has been the most classy. Service is good the girls are on point and deliver friendly speedy service. The food was not the best to me. One great thing about this place is that they have a ton of TVs and its not over crowded. This place does not have beer on tap FYI.