As Seen On Tv

This place is cool to stop by and check out all the weird items and gadgets, but in terms of buying things here, they are just way too over priced. Anytime I need to buy as seen on TV items, I just go to walgreens, they have almost all of the same items at a fraction of this shops prices. My son wanted magic sand, so I came here and saw that they sell it for $ 19.99, I immediately walked out and drove to my local Walgreens and saw the same thing for $ 9.99 plus tax.

Does this store really exist? Did I fall asleep with the TV on and I’m wandering around an infomercial store made in my dreams?
I certainly hope not. I would hope with my retail marketing skills and salesmanship my store would better than this place.
I was actually really interested in buying a Magic Bullet blender. I had no idea they were $ 60!
We walked past that display and took a look at the other stuff. There was absolutely nothing that I would buy. Either off the TV or from this store. There wasn’t even anything to buy as a goof for my husbands birthday.
Kind of disappointing. I’m not that big of a rube so I’m probably not going to frequent this store that often. Not even for a goof.

All that seemly interesting stuff advertised after regular TV broadcasting is done at 3am can be found here. Now, I never saw much I wanted until I saw the electric fly swatter at 4am one morning. Oh I coveted it, but it seemed cruel to electrocute flies, until one got in my house and try as I might I could not get rid of it.
So, I made a trip to this store and got the paddle of death. It helps me exercise as I try and hit the flies in the air. I eventually hit them and perhaps their death is quicker than with a regular fly swatter. The cat and I can leap about the room together and in search of our prey.
It is the best thing I have purchased in quite awhile and I would have never ordered it by mail.

IT’S LIKE LATE NIGHT TV IN REAL LIFE!
All that weird but interesting inventions that people come up with all in one store! What? Is that a Snuggie for my pet? OK? Did I just see a light that comes with a remote control? The Clapper? Man, these inventions are for lazy people!

Do you stay up late and watch TV informercials?
Do I have a place for you!
Want that painless Pedicure nail shaver for your mutt or meow?
Those tupperware like containers that store nicely away without a messy loss of mix-​matched lids?
If you said yes to these or any other vast number of Infomercial wonder products droning endlessly on your tube late at night, then why call those operators standing by on that 800 number you always forgot to write down?
Run, don’t walk to this store in Concord’s Sun Valley Mall:
As Seen On TV!
Yup, all those clever little doodads and doohickeys that you were tempted to call and buy can be found right here! As Seen On TV!
Well, the Pedicure is called the Pedi Paws here, but it is the same thing.
One thing you find out right away browsing through all the little fantastic super-​convenience devices that you didn’t call the 800 number on last night:
They looked better on TV!
Yup, like many a Movie or TV star without makeup and props, these items do NOT look as good in person. Not even close, in most cases.
They look a lot cheaper, smaller, flimsier, junkier, should I say more 99 cent store like? than…
As Seen On TV!