RC Dunedin Causeway

dang new owners gotta go
no background checks!
if you have a lengthy criminal record including hard (prison) time, dealing in stolen property, multiple evictions, crack abuse, domestic violence: no worries! you’ll fit right in no background check
8.31.15 10pm courtyard convo :
«I done two years dealing in stolen property cuz they got me with just one thumbprint»
«I don’t judge, man, I did five years for attempted murder.»
also, if you like to chain smoke and drunkenly verbally abuse your mates at all hours, well you’ll fit right in!
if you like a *goombah (see definition below) to bang on your door every month instead of providing an address to mail your rent, you’ll fit right in
if you like to be monthly poisoned by unauthorized pest control chemicals that MELT your throw rugs, BURN your feet, make you SICK, you’ll fit right in it
need weed? just ride your bike up to the filthy guy chain smoking no stoner too young
goombah: a big guy who «yaint gunna fight witcha» when you explain his unauthorized entering of your occupied dwelling is a felony, further his poisoning you and going through your place is a felony, he doesn’t apologize instead points at your face and says, «ima make an exception for you, cuz I like your spunk»
SO you don’t file a police report because he’s a goombah and while you might be a yappy female, yaint no dumb broad