Harry & David

Dear family, friends, and admirers:
Please be advised that I could never appreciate or respect anyone who gets me a present from this place. Fruitcakes, dried fruit, preserves, nuts, cookies, crackers, cheese, sausage (for real).. . Pretty much anything that’ll travel well if you’re sending it to Mongolia. Actually, I don’t have anything against these snacks (except fruitcake and sausage), but I don’t trust anything that comes assembled in sappy, and cheesy baskets, boxes, or «towers» (basically boxes stacked up and tied with ribbons). And so much dried food all at once just makes me think of camping or astronauts.
Then again, 5 stars if you’re shopping for your boss’ bitchy secretary. A gift that truly says, «I can’t stand you but acknowledge that you have the power to make my life hell.» If you want to get me food for Christmas, Safeway will do.