This was the worst massage I’ve ever had. An old dude started massaging me and when I asked for a female, he said she’s having lunch but she’ll be ready in 5 minutes. After about half an hour of uncomfortableness, a female masseuse finally swaps with him, but her massage honestly consisted of just running her hands up and down my back. The dude was actually much better despite the awkwardness(no I’m no homophobic, but I just don’t enjoy someone that looks like a distant uncle rubbing oil on my back and legs) After the massage, I was neither happy nor relaxed. Complete false advertisement!!!
Ash O.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Bloomfield, NJ
I have been here 2x before when they were in their old location and had a different masseuse; was pleased. Today was a different story in that it was a rather creepy experience. I felt… mauled. I am not exactly a prude but the masseur did not use the usual cover up one side while working on the other protocol. There were other things that were somewhat less than kosher. The price and experience were both cheap. Sorry for the bad pun. I guess you get what you pay for.
Scott S.
Rating des Ortes: 1 New York, NY
Went here today… Had Lilly… Worst massage I ever had. She had no idea what she was doing. Would never go back. Even at 24/hr it wasn’t worth it. And that says a lot.
