Wing Masters Wit More

Very busy location, priced right and the taste and seasoning is really makes these wings stand out. I’ve also ordered for catering in which pricing and delivery was well executed.

Chicken is best on this side of town…5pc wing dinner with roll and a side for $ 5.35…can’t beat it so might as well eat it… eat here at least twice a week and they never disappoint… don’t let the outside scare you

The chicken is very good if you like chicken plus you’ll enjoy this chicken also seasoned to perfection and always fresh the downside of this place is its location as it’s attached to the shell gas station at greens n imperial valley in the heart of gangsters n thugs and dope fiens who live in the area if you can get over the location this is some of the best chicken I’ve had

«Wit More»? OK, I’ll try to be wittier. This review has references to many different «wing masters».
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/​/​’ m m ‘\\ _​_​Vulture or Turkey Buzzard? That is a «circular» argument.
Worried about safety in area of town known as «Gunspoint», I was hesitant about pulling in to the gas station here, so first, I circled it like a turkey vulture (see
:
).
After re-​fueling, the convenience of getting lunch here Flew into my mind. So, I thought I would take a shot (but not using the Remington Wingmaster pump-​action shotgun
).
Facility: Bare Bones. Maybe some Feather dusting occurred, but looks like it could use deep cleaning.
Menu: Fried chicken wings combos from small to large with fries and some soul food sides. I wanted pieces other than wings, but why cause a Flap?
While waiting for her to package my order, I suggested they could have an ad «You fly, we fry», since they are on a back road to IAH airport. She gave one of those be-​polite-​to-​customer laughs. Then, since they are on Greens Road, I suggested a «Greens» special during the «Masters» tournament golf week. She gave me one of those be-​polite-​to-​customer fraction smiles, which is body communication for «go fly a kite». So, I held back on suggesting of «Golf of Mexico».
For $ 5 you get a 4 wings meal with a side.
Wings were of good size. Crispy, not greasy. Moist enough. Will Glide down.
Slight cayenne spice to distinguish from plain-​fried, but I wish they had sauce, and why not «Wingmasters»
?
Summary:
–Food: ³⁄₅
–Safety: ¹⁄₅
–Facility: ¹⁄₅