The Snooty Pig Cafe

Ok for a quick inexpensive bite. But the ingredients are either cheap or old. The bacon was crisp, but tasted old. The French Toast was made from plain ol bread and tasted like it was fried in yesterday’s sausage grease. Get the coffee and a muffin, and quit while you’re ahead.

I feel bad rating so low because they’re very nice here… I would give it one star but gave it two because they staff is nice. Food is awful… bland. Plain. Basic. Not many choices. I will never ever go back or recommend this place– take your business to devivos around the corner, the egg and I, joes coffee shop, or Stevie’s diner and eat a better meal.

All in all it wasn’t bad, but at the same time it wasn’t great. I wanted this place to be so good because of the cute name but not so much. The food came out cold (there was no one there). I had pancakes and sausage with eggs. The pancakes were ok (my homemade were much better) now the sausage was really good and so was the bacon.

Muffins are good. Be careful when walking out cause there is a homeless guy who stole my muffin and my shoes.

Awesome! I had the chicken fried steak, it was fork tender, no knife needed. The mashed potatoes were a little cold but had a great flavor. Had enough for dinner I can’t wait to bring my husband here!

How in the world does a restaurant jump from two to four stars? By getting it right. Time and time again.
As I stated in my original review, our first visit nearly three years ago was awful. We didn’t return until earlier this year at the recommendation of a local friend. This is one of the best breakfasts in Keller, offering really good fare at reasonable prices served up quickly. A creature of habit, I usually opt for the 2-​egg traditional breakfast: two eggs, bacon or sausage (I’m a bacon guy), hashbrowns, and choice of toast, English muffin or biscuits and gravy. All this for $ 5.79. Add a cup of steaming hot Community Coffee and the tab is $ 8.31 including taxes before gratuity.
I’m glad the first visit was clearly an exception to the rule. Snooty Pig has got it goin’ on. I’m proud to be the Duke!

We had breakfast at Snooty pig the employees are amazing good and very helpful, hard working. The food is a different story it seems the some of food is pre-​made and is stored in worm. We ordered our meal and it was ready less than 4 minutes not complaining about the time but it tells me the food is not made to order. The food was warm and tasted bland very little flavor. The coffee was good and employees are great. Will not be going back

I like their breakfast. We have been going for several months. When we first starting going food was amazing and service was fast and wonderful. However, food is still okay, not as hot and good as before. The service has gone down greatly. Slow…

I went to The Snooty Pig during my visit to Keller, and it did not disappoint! A Belgian waffle with some eggs and sausage is pretty much what I usually get at breakfast places, and like most restaurants, they offered that exact combo. It was decently priced, which I preferred, compared to paying $ 8 – 9 at other breakfast places. The food was great and plentiful; the waffle was soft and fluffy with a slight crisp and melts perfectly in your mouth. I walked by their muffin display and was dying to get one but I forgot about it by the time I left because I was so full. I heard their muffins are really good and will definitely get one next time I’m in Keller.
But what impressed me the most was how fast everything was. My friend and I were in a hurry that morning and took time to get a quick breakfast, and gosh it was quick. The waitress didn’t take too long to come back to take our orders after giving us a minute, and the food came out within 5 minutes. No joke, I didn’t even believe she was bringing our food already because it was so quick. She was attentive to our table, refilling our water and coffee frequently, and once we were ready to leave, she got us out of there in no time with the payment. Overall it was a great experience.

After reading the previous reviews we were looking forward to trying breakfast here. What a disappointment! This was probably one of the worst breakfasts I’ve ever had. Pancakes were dry and bland. Sausage was cold and burnt to a crisp. The skillet was warm at best and kind of just blah. Not to mention the fly problem that they seem to have. Certainly not worth coming here ever again.

We were looking for a home grown breakfast spot and we found a great one here. Staff was very friendly and the food was fantastic The egg white veggie burrito was worthy of writing home about.

SHAME ON YOU! Seating one of your «good buddies» ahead of patrons on the waiting list! Not a good way to expand your clientele. We have never tried Snooty Pig and certainly won’t be back. Thanks for the great story to share will friends!

The awesome food was just like the high priced places. The eggs benidict was the best. Our server Jesseca was cordial and attentive. Go for the food stay for the service. You will return time and time again.

Came here for a weekday breakfast a couple days ago and loved it! The portion sizes are just right, and the food is simple and delicious. My hubby had the meat lovers skillet and asked for hollandaise on the side, which was excellent. I had an incredible raspberry muffin.
The real star here was the service. Our waitress, Jess, was an absolute delight. Funny, attentive, and all around awesome!

A breakfast go to for me, the Snooty Pig always delivers a solid meal. I usually eat breakfast at home but when I have guests from out of town this is a destination.
We went at 11 o clock and only waited 5 minutes to be seated. Today I ordered 2 eggs, sausage, toast and 1 pancake. The eggs were average and the rest were pretty good. The sausage was very spicy and was the best part of the meal.
Reading the reviews It seems some people took issue with the wait staff here but I have always been treated well whenever I came. Our waitress Joanne was super busy but she was really nice and had our food in a jiffy.
I have been here when it is real crowded and the service has suffered a bit but what local place who gets good business doesnt. I give the Snooty Pig three stars and it consistantly is a good breakfast stop. It does have local Keller flavor and the vibe here is good so I dont think you will be disappointed! Enjoy

The Snooty Pig has great French toast. I mean seriously delicious. Best French toast I have ever had. The bacon is over cooked for me and eggs are not that great. Biscuits and gravy are pretty good, but I don’t like the sausage gravy. The service is weird and terrible. Personally, when I go to a restaurant, I like to have a younger server that can talk politely and not move too slow. Not a washed up 40 year old woman who’s life looks like it was ruined by a crack addiction at 20 who can’t bother to fill up my coffee until after its been empty for 15 minutes. The XS Abercrombie jacket was a nice, professional touch. Can’t even bother to have a snooty pig t-​shirt or uniform is one of my biggest pet peeves, especially when you let your employees dress unprofessionally. Not even to mention the ambience of the restaurant. It is dirty, painted poorly and has ugly decorations that just look gross. The tables are sticky and uncomfortable. Just a dirty place. If it weren’t for the French toast, I would never go back. I prefer to order to go even though it is slow.

This is an updated review:
I actually gave this place a second chance; big mistake! The only thing redeeming this place are the muffins and the food is a little better than it was a few months ago. The service was just awful. Even in their best attempts at friendly, it was terribly forced. You when someone has been rude to you for awhile and then suddenly is nice — it feels very forced as if someone scolded them for being rude.
It also doesn’t help that they had a couple of guys sitting in the corner near us making remarks about other customers. From the way the waitress treated them, I assumed they were regulars. So that answers the question whether the waitresses are always awful — they CAN be nice.
Maybe The Snooty Pig should change their persona and have it be like Dick’s Last Resort. That way the waitstaff can be rude and nasty and people will think it is funny while they get some food.

Been a year or so since we are at the Pig. Menu was pretty much unchanged, the portions are good, food was hot… But it just tasted average.
Salsa can save an average breakfast, but this was the same really really crappy salsa out of a jug that they have been serving for years. Tastes like Pace.
We are on Texas, can’t you whip up your own signature salsa?

Always great service, and their muffins are absolutely the best! If you get there and they still have chocolate chip peanut butter muffins available, grab them quick! Otherwise, the blueberry and raspberry muffins are also extremely good.
All their food is delicious and a good value.

I selected this place based solely on the name as I have never come across a conceded swine before. Unfortunately, like most snobs there wasn’t much to be pretentiousness about.
The décor was good but not great and the carpet in the dinning area needed vacuuming badly. Tiny remnants of food and trash were scattered about and overall the place could use a good dusting.
Staff: Couldn’t have been nicer and quick to respond. Even after sitting me at a wobbly table that was a bit sticky my server /​hostess quickly moved me to another… and did so with such a positive attitude so I couldn’t help but smile. Just real nice folks.
Food: The menu was about ½ and ½ homemade and pre-​packaged so I settled on the home cooked roast beef quesadilla, which my server recommended. It came out with canned salsa but the veggies were fresh making a big difference. The roast beef was just as she described seasoned well and tasty, I recommend it… BUT I think they would be better served coming up with a roast beef breakfast plate. Use that brisket!
For desert I choose the raspberry muffin. It was one of the 5 homemade muffins they offered and they all sounded fantastic. This one tasted that way too. However, they really need to think about better creamer for the coffee that accompanies their muffins.
Overall: Cleanliness I give it a 3. Food I give it 3.5 to 4 and service I give it 5 Stars. Because I couldn’t help but enjoy the meal with a smile — 4 Stars.
BUT LISTEN HERE SNOOTY PIG — GET THAT ROAST BEEF ON EACH MEAL. A breakfast roast beef and eggs is definitely needed. Regardless, I’ll be back if I’m in the area again… to warm of folks not to.