Chuck E. Cheese’s

I was always wondering where it was located, and now I know — THIS place is actually hell on Earth. Went here (against my will) with a 3.5 year old, a 23 month old and a 19 month old. Wildly an inappropriate place for these youngsters. Let me start from the beginning:
1) Overpriced tokens
2) Horrific food, which was actually cold when it came to our table about 20 minutes after ordering (??)
3) Unsanitary, disgusting, filthy games and even more awful restrooms. Actual feces smeared on the toilet seats.
4) Skanky patrons. Sorry, but the quality of 95% of the people there made me frightened for my child’s safety. Not watching their children, on their phones, irresponsible and rude.
5) Scary mouse, broken machines. Need I continue?
Please don’t take your offspring here. A truly eye-​opening, nightmarish experience.

I took my nephews to this establishment to celebrate their birthday. First impression, the pace was clean. We went during the day which was nicer as it was less busy. The food wasn’t great but it’s meant for kids so that should be expected. Bottom line, If you have kids they will love it.

They used to have an area where kids can climb up these tunnels high near the ceiling, but for some odd reason took it away. My nieces and nephews used to love those. The game area seems smaller now and most of the people who goes there are obnoxious. One more thing, the food has always been pretty bad. Even TV dinner that you buy from grocery stores tastes better than the food here.

This place is full of running unsupervised kids which is fine with me. Let’s get to the big problems the food isn’t that great. The tokens cost 50 cents for one little token. I seriously could have spend 10 $ on about 2
Minutes.
Problem #2 why can’t they have a separate game room for adults that are stuck there watching the kids!!!
Problem #3 my wife didn’t want my child that is 14 months to have pizza/​bad food so we went up to the salad bar for him. She asked if she could get a small plate like 4 bites for a normal adult and have for my son. Well it cost 8 dollars for that salad. Is this place meant for kids or just to scam parents I won’t be back again. I’ll go to Dave n busters or anywhere else other than having chuckey stealing my cheese.

For some reason they were refusing to serve beer which made it extremely difficult to be there. Millions of unsupervised children. The food is horrible. This is where I would have birthday parties for my kids if I didn’t like them.

Kids love this place and parents hate it.
The energy level on weekends is crazy high. Many kids run wild without parental supervision when they could use it. Plenty of games for the kids to feed your money into so they can win tickets for cheap toys.
Food is bland and tasteless. Free refills on the pop is nice if you are stuck there watching your kids have a great time.

This is the answer for anyone thinking of reasons NOT to have kids.
Don’t get me wrong, I have never regretted my daughter and she is the greatest little girl ever but I will buy her many things to take her mind off of Chuck E Cheese!
For kids, this place is lots of fun but so is running wild at the airport. Parents, don’t let either happen. The food here is as bad as it can get. I love pizza and have had people tell me that the C-​E-​C pizza isn’t that bad, they were wrong, it is. I didn’t ever think you can get mild food poisoning from pizza but guess what, you can! What do you have to do to a pizza to make someone sick? Never mind, I don’t want to think about it.
For a birthday party where you can sit back and not have to spend time parenting, this is your party destination. It is loud, a money pit, and the food sucks. There are other choices. Order pizza at home and a cake from Lunds then drive them to the airport. Works every time.
I will say though that they have beer. So OK maybe two stars.
KT