A group of us decided to go to Teeth SF last Wednesday, June 22nd for happy hour. I got there with a friend first around 6:15pm. At that time, we couldn’t find a table, so we hung around in the back patio until half a table opened up about 25 mins later. We snagged it for our party of 5. The other half of the table opened up and we ended up having dinner and drinks. Since it was Wing Wednesday($ 0.25 wings all night), we of course ordered wings! There are some rules to observe, so make sure to read the signs:(1) 2 drink minimum per person,(2) No to-go boxes, and(3) Extra ranch or blue cheese(+$ 0.50). We started with a plate of 8 wings each: Au natural, Buffalo, Sweet chili habanero, Bbq. The wings came with I believe, a side of ranch. I didn’t use it, so I’m not sure if it was blue cheese or ranch, but you can probably ask for either. My favorite flavor was the sweet chili habanero. It had a nice heat and I liked the contrast of flavors. The buffalo ones were okay. They weren’t very hot. I’m not a huge fan of bbq sauce unless it’s super spicy. It can be a little too sweet for me. So I thought the bbq ones were okay. I did get a side of death sauce so we could dip the au natural wings in it. My friends thought it was super spicy, but it was actually okay. There’s definitely some heat in it, but nothing too unbearable. We also got an order of Totchos($ 11): melty cheese, pico de gallo, olives, jalapenos, salsa, sour cream & guacamole. Tater tots and nacho cheese are two of my favorite things in the world, so I adored this dish! So good! We also started with 3 Beer-garitas and a Diet coke. The total with the wings and death sauce ended up being a little over $ 50, so I’m not sure how much the Beer-garitas were. Probably around $ 10 each? A friend ended up getting another plate of wings and a second rounds of drinks. The beer-garitas were light, but fun to drink. So much fun celebrating Wing Wednesdays. And you can’t beat $ 0.25 per wing! Just make sure to get there early so you can snag a seat!
Rajeev S.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
Teeth is my go to spot for mimosas on the weekend! At the door, you’ll be greeted and asked for ID just as a heads up. After that, you can go inside and grab a spot either indoors or on their back patio. They have a TV out there, so you don’t necessarily have to sit inside to watch something. Typically the outdoor area fills up the quickest, making it harder to find spots(and understandably with the beautiful SF weather). There is also shuffleboard available to play inside. So whenever I come here with friends, we typically order the bottomless mimosas. This runs until 3PM, and when all of the wait staff shows up(one time I think there was only one poor waitress working) they are decently quick with the refills. It wouldn’t be lunch without food, but I have only had the breakfast burrito here. And let me just warn you: It’s a lot of food. Like, a staggering amount. I don’t know if I’ve ever finished it. Never experienced it at night, but walking past it always seems like it’s bumping. Definitely need to check it out.
Lorie N.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Jose, CA
Random night in SF on a «Monday Funday» led us into this bar in the Mission where we met up with several friends who already had a game of Shuffleboard going. It also happened to be trivia night where most tables were deep in thought thinking of the answers to the emcee’s questions as they jotted down notes on their pads. Fun, Fun. We were ravenously hungry.(Okay maybe not ravenous but I love being able to use that word to show off my vocabulary repertoire. This smarty pants gets off on words.) This was definitely one of those times where we ordered way too much. *12 Buffalo Wings: Good but not great. With the bleu cheese dressing on the side, these were tasty but not as crunchy as I usually like. *Sweet Potato Tots: Yesssss, we have a winner. I’ve never had sweet potato tots and these hit the spot. Squeeze on some ketchup into a big puddle on your plate so that you can dip away. These miniature fried morsels of goodness were just the thing to keep me munching away. *6 Mozzarella sticks: Can you imagine mozzarella sticks that look like miniature corn dogs? They were that big. So you can only see how disappointed I was when I took a bite into one of these and discovered how bland they tasted. And how about that marinara folks? Well, they didn’t quite give us marinara sauce. It was more of a salsa that didn’t compliment the mozzarella sticks at all. Don’t mess with the tried and true– I want regular marinara sauce! *2 Fried Chicken sliders: Another winner here. Super tasty with the thin fried steak and coleslaw filling. If I’m ever in the mission again and feel like Sweet Potato tots, I’m coming here.
Paulina F.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
This is a good bar to watch sports if you’re looking for loud af. I normally like more subdued venues, but there are select nights I’m down for a more happenin’ vibe. I wish there were fewer hipsters, but this is the Mission. One guy looked straight Amish, as my friend pointed out. Lol. The food isn’t omfg bomb. I actually wasn’t too impressed with the tater tots, unlike some reviewers. The crab is a bit odd with the tots, and I would’ve liked more Sriracha. Love Sriracha. They burned the sliders. Ugh. Mac ‘n cheese is okay. Drinks are also. I had the cucumber gimlet and the gin with strawberries. Solid options for me.
Mollie H.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Oakland, CA
Love this spot! Great to watch games. The food is too damn good! Get the totchitos, they are nacho tater tots, and super good. Also their wings are to die for! I like the regular buffalo wings and the sweet and spice wings. The bar tenders are awesome too, along with the funky decorations.
Linda N.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
Ok, I’ve been here a few times; Wednesdays for their wings, awesome, and random days for their tots, amazing. My friend and I came here to meet up her friend. We walked in and he was no where in sight. 15 minutes later and still no response, wtf? Did her friend just ghost her? Unbeknownst to us AND what makes this place even cooler is the back outdoor area! And there they sat, a group of average looking firefighters having a good time enjoying their vodka tonics or whatever. There’s a whole section outside with lots of tables and chairs and benches, and a tv. If you see a server walking around collecting dishes, don’t wave her down to place an order, do it at the bar. Regular Tots– good Truffle Tots– OMFGGETINMYMOUTH good. Nice area to chill, good service. Will definitely come back.
Jake A.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Kirkland, WA
Props to whoever puked in the sink and urinal… and horrible drinks. Chicks are hot though. Also, why the hell are there so many tall dudes here?
Eric Joseph D.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
Big difference between eating here and going out here: 1. Eating here is okay but the food is not bad coupled with some of their drinks. I usually get the appetizer platter and split it with a friend(chicken and fries are always a safe bet, the rest are all basic). 2. Going out here is dead a lot on weekdays but on weekends it’s one of the only bars without cover. The crowd is a mix of classy and ratchet. And the music is a hit or miss because sometimes they play the randomest shit but most of the time it’s on point and worth a good time! If you hear 2 songs you hate, that’s a hint to leave as soon as you can! For a bar is the mission, the prices are very affordable and the food is good before going out. I would suggest going out here than eating, but both offer a stellar experience!
Claire S.
Rating des Ortes: 1 San Francisco, CA
This place is in need of health care inspection and a staff with a higher value of cleanliness. Unfortunate, really, but fixable.
Sarah L.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Rodeo, CA
Good vibe. As my friend called it, it’s a dive bar. Good food, good service, good friendly crowd. I’ve only been here once, but so far I like the place. Pretty big with pool tables.
Calvin K.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Pinole, CA
Came here for wing Wednesday, left satisfied and stuffed. Happy hour lasts from 4 – 7 and there are daily specials. On Wednesday, they have wings for 25cents, with favors like bbq, sweet chili habanero, and buffalo. The wings come with celery and ranch too, which is pretty cool. Make sure to arrive early, as it gets pretty crowded(at least on Wednesday). It’s also a pain in the ass to park around here after work but it’s worth it. 16 wings for 4 $?? Can’t beat that. They have a 2 drink minimum requirement for the 25 cent wings, so the cheapest method is to order two happy hour beers. It’s not too bad considering you’ll want some ice cold beer to quench your thirst after spending 20 mins looking for parking.
James K.
Rating des Ortes: 2 San Francisco, CA
While Wing Wednesdays remain the main draw to come here, we had a terrible experience last week trying to get served. Armed with the knowledge that we’d be vying with the other patrons intent on the possibility of the golden ‘73’ materializing for the Warriors, we were still able to snag a table fairly early in the night. Our waitress pointedly ignored our attempts to get her attention, and when she finally deigned to grace us with her august presence, curtly announced — before spinning away — «I have, like, no time for you guys. You would be better off ordering at the bar.» Taken aback, we sent a representative to wait in line which was by that time filling up with the hungry after-work crowd, where it took another thirty minutes to actually put in an order. Ignored the rest of the night, it felt more than fair to give myself time to cool off before writing this update. Aaaaand. nope — still unhappy about the experience. 25 cent wings is definitely the draw of Teeth, but be advised that you may have to deal with more than just the crowds.
Tiffany P.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
Dr. Teeth is definitely a fun place. It’s a bit divey, and has some … let’s just say. unique décor. When you first walk in, you’ll notice these truncated mannequin-type things sitting in little alcoves along the wall. They have some metallic accessories draped over their torsos and interesting headdresses connected to the neck, where the head should be. It was eye-catching my first time here. The indoor area tends to get pretty packed, but they also have a pretty large outdoor patio! No heat lamps, but it’s good on a nice night. It’s also not as loud outside, so it’s easier to hang out in a group without having to shout at each other. My friends and I like coming for the Wednesday happy hour(4 — 7pm) — 25 cent wings with a 2 drink minimum!!! Why would anyone not love this?! They have a few different flavors of wings to choose from: normal, BBQ, sweet chili habanero, and buffalo. The sweet chili habanero is definitely my favorite. It’s a good balance of sweet with just a bit of spicy. I wouldn’t recommend getting the normal wings though; they don’t have any sauce on them so they’re a bit dry and unflavorful. The chicken used for the wings is pretty good quality and have a decent amount of meat on them. Tuesdays are $ 1 tacos and 2-for-1 margaritas! Still super fun with a group of friends, but I was not that satisfied with the tacos. They didn’t have very much filling, so it was a little disappointing. The margaritas are good though! One thing to note is that the drinks can vary a bit in strength between the different bartenders since they’re trying to go really fast.
Liza X.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
This is only a review based on coming for Wednesday Happy Hours… Cheap drinks and wings with a low key environment and an outside porch. Dr. Teeth is a staple Mission bar with people just looking to sit back and unwind after work. They have happy hour between 4−7pm with $ 4.50 well drinks and $ 1 off beers. While they don’t carry any notable craft beers, you also aren’t paying an arm and a leg for what they do have(ie. Guinness, Anchor Steam, Modelo, etc.) There are a few tables but most seating space is communal, this goes for inside and outside. While most seating is bar height, there are a few«booth» like seats for lounging. With a dark red interior, it’s a very lively and intimate environment, though gets stuffy when there are a lot of people — which is often. Wings are 25cents each and they have 4 different flavors: 1) natural, 2) buffalo, 3) sweet chili habanero, and 4) BBQ. You can order any amount, either from the bar and grab a number or from a waiter/waitress(only if you’re seated inside). The line is slow at the bar as there’s typically 1 bartender that is both taking orders and making drinks — not very efficient. To «qualify» for 25 cent wings each person has to get 2 drinks, though I don’t know how the bartender really tracks that… The wings come out hot and piled on the same plate for each order. a few sticks of celery and blue cheese also come custom. The natural wings are a bit bland and tougher since they have no sauce. The BBQ are dripping in gooeyness and you can expect to need a lot of napkins. I like the sweet chili the best as they have a sweet honey taste and a slight spice, though nothing overwhelming as you might think with the habanero. They’re not San Tung wings, but for 25 cents each, they’re pretty damn good. Also try the tots. You can get them as a side(hug pile) or as totchos. Because when are tots ever bad?
Truc N.
Rating des Ortes: 3 San Francisco, CA
Friend and I came for Sunday brunch. We sat inside first before moving to the outdoor patio. It’s pretty dark inside but fine. The sign said to order at the bar so we went up to ask about getting reseated. The bartender said there would be a server in the patio area too to take our orders so went out for fresh air to wait. It took a while so we ended up going back to the bar to place our orders. The service outside was slower and took a while to get food but we weren’t in a huge rush. Veggie Omelette with Artichokes — it was tasty and filling, but nothing to write home about. A mix of spinach, artichoke, cheddar, bell peppers for the filling. Came with a heaping portion of tater tots, satisfyingly greasy and crispy outside, soft on the inside. Breakfast Burrito — Took a bite of my friend’s. A generous portion sized like a small baby and would probably leave you with a food baby. Salsa verde was fresh, mildly spicy and bright. The inside was filled with pork, rice, potatoes and fajita vegetables. Kind of bland. Bottom line is pretty reasonable prices, okay food, no line for brunch, pleasant outdoor seating.
Hazel C.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Leandro, CA
Tater tots, pizza or burrito??? I asked the hubby what he felt like eating. We were on our way to a class on Mezcal in the Mission and needed to eat before we start tasting some hard stuff! Didn’t want to get lightheaded after just one sip! Lol He chose Tots(yay!) and, I knew just the place for it – Teeth SF. Luckily it was only 3 blocks from the 16 St. Mission Bart station. It happened to be Tuesday which meant 2 for 1 Margaritas. A great deal for $ 8! We ordered that, the Crab Tater Tots, and Buffalo Chicken Wings. The Crab Tater Tots had a nice amount of crab meat and sriracha mayo sprinkled on top of the tots. Yum! Get this if you like crab and sriracha! Next time though I’m gonna get their Totchos. Nachos and Tots sound like a winning combination! We opted for 12 instead of 8 pieces of Buffalo Wings. 8 pieces would have been enough in hindsight since the wings were quite meaty. We tried to finish all the wings but alas we were unsuccessful. If you want a great deal, come here on Wing Wednesdays when wings are 25 cents each! Don’t think you can find a deal as good as that anywhere else in this expensive city! We got there around 5 so the place wasn’t must have had about 8 patrons. The place is large, so if you have a big group, it would be a perfect place to gather after work. They also have an outdoor space. Our server was very nice. She checked up on us a few times. We didn’t want for anything. If you’re in the Mission, try out Teeth SF and get some of those tots! You know you’re in the right place when you see a picture of a tooth on a red awning!
Aletta B.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
If it’s a Wednesday night be sure to hit up Dr Teeth for their famous 25 cent wings! Located in The Mission, Dr Teeth is packed on Wednesday evenings both indoors and on their back patio. The Wednesday menu has a variety of flavors, both spicy and not. You can even get an order of tater tots to help wash down the pounds of wings you’ll be consuming. It gets super busy on Wednesdays so be sure to get there early and grab a table. I recommend sitting on the back patio, it is really cute and there is lots of space.
Aj C.
Rating des Ortes: 3 San Francisco, CA
— — 600THREVIEW — — After having this bar in my bookmark for months now, I’ve decided to go with my friend especially since the 25 cent wings Wednesday enticed me. Yes, the deal is too good to be true. There’s a catch: 2 drinks minimum per person. Initially, we went in after the bouncer ID’d us and walked around — it was full. We waited for about 5 minutes and then decided to bounce. We walked around, but there weren’t any other restaurants or bars that appealed to me, so we went back. Luckily, after walking in, we spotted two open spots at the bar area and claimed our seats! I ordered 15 wings(5 buffalo, 5 sweet chili, and 5BBQ) and two Modelo. We waited about 10 minutes for our food, which wasn’t a big deal. We were having fun with the bar atmosphere. Overall, we had a great time, but I feel like there should be some sort of organization that should be implemented which is why I concluded this bar with a 3-star. Also, I wish they would brighten the place up a tad bit. It was way too dark. It’s darker than Abercrombie & Fitch.
Alice C.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Vancouver, WA
Drinks are fun and interesting. Bit pricey for what’s in them however. The tater tots are sooo good though. I got the truffle tots.
Kaitlyn K.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Lakeside, San Francisco, CA
Originally I did not want to try the Jelly Donut and Fried Chicken Sandwich. However my friend convinced me to just give it a try. When my meal came out the chicken looked and tasted amazing. The chicken wasn’t dry and had a good amount of flavor to it. The plate was drenched in syrup and the donut had a jam spread with five pieces of fried chicken on top. The combination was delicious. I usually find these types of meals very rich and overpowering but this one was just right. The saltiness of the chicken complimented the sweetness of the donut and jam. My friend ordered the crab cakes Benedict which was very well made. Their pouched egg it perfect and oozed onto the crab cakes. They also added Holliday sauce on top and spinach at the bottom along with tater tots and some ranch. When I tried a bite of the meal the crab cakes were delicious but had a pretty salty seafood taste to it. Don’t get me wrong I loved that kind of seafood flavor but I just found it a bit too salty for my liking. I think by eating the spinach along with it neutralizes the saltiness as well as a bite of a tater tot(I don’t know why). Overall the meal was delicious and I would definitely love to come back! I just heard about their 25 cent chicken wings on Wednesday and by just eating their jelly donut and fried chicken sandwich I know that their wings will be just as good!
Sarah C.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
Went for Brunch on Sunday. We got there at 10:20ish and it was easy to find a space to sit. Would have been easier if it weren’t raining and the back patio was a viable option.(The back patio is one of my favorite parts of this bar. Darn. It did start to fill up quite a bit around 11:30 when we left. I’m unclear on if they take reservations. I thought they didn’t, but then there were a couple tables with reserved signs on them? For brunch, know that it is a bar, and therefore kinda dark inside. And the music is kinda loud. But hey, you should know this. They do have bottomless mimosas, I didn’t get them though, so I can’t speak much to the quality — but the table next to us looked like they were having fun. I got a classic bloody mary, which wasn’t all that great — it was too peppery. I got the Chile Verde Burrito, which was quite good. The verde sauce was excellent. Really my only criticism is that there could haves been more meat, but I mean, usually there could always be more meat, right? And it came with sour cream. I hate it when you have to add sour cream to your burrito for $ 1.25. My friend’s biscuits and gravy with eggs was also good. Biscuits were standard — which is to say totally fine. But the gravy was really quite good and that’s the most important part. Really quite reasonably priced as well. I’ll come back some day and do the mimosas — hopefully when it’s sunny and I can sit outside. I think this place is still more of a winner as a night bar for chicken wings, sliders, and 2 for 1 margaritas on Tuesdays, but brunch was really pretty decent.
Sarita C.
Rating des Ortes: 5 San Bruno, CA
One of my favorite bars in the Mission; fun whether you go during the day or night. Love the back patio on a sunny day, corn hole is hella fun to play if you go with a group of friends. Later at night they do close off the patio to be respectful to neighbors. understandable. Inside there’s dim lighting & the interior décor is pretty rad. They’ve also got one of my favorite bar games-shuffleboard! It gets pretty loud & crowded at night on weekends & wing wednesdays so go earlier if you wanna have a chill conversation with someone. Drinks are pricey, but average for SF… worth it here though; bartenders are friendly, and they create some delicious cocktails. I definitely try to come here every chance I get. Such a plus that they also serve food! and if you do decide to give this place a chance, you only need ONE piece of advice: GETTHETOTCHOS(yes, tater tot nachos.) THEYLITERALLYCHANGEDMYLIFE. Like you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten a huge plate of this heavenly goodness… It’s proof there’s a god, trust me. I tell everyone I love they must go here and order these, so… you’re welcome. ;]
Jacob S.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Seattle, WA
Pricy, but good. The bar tenders and servers are pretty nice, and the food is unique. Lots of people congregate in the bar and it ends up getting cacophonous; we sat out back on the tiered deck. It was quieter back there than anywhere else in the mission(save a bookstore, perhaps). I got the sriracha mayo, garlic, and crab meat tater tots. Yeah, you read that right. They were insanely good, and enout to share with two or three others. The flickering lights out back and the crazy loud(and busy, thus slower service) interior are what knock a star off. Can’t comment on the drinks, but they had more liquors that I’m used to seeing — not sure the tender could reach them all though…
Chris S.
Rating des Ortes: 5 San Carlos, CA
Love this spot for brunch. I’m a big fan of the bottomless mimosas and tater tots. I had the pleasure of getting absolutely obliterated one Saturday morning drinking mimosas, and also proceeded to order the death wings. My buddies said they would purchase me an XBox One if I managed to eat the plate of wings. I did it! But oh the cost. These wings were literally the hottest things I’ve ever eaten. My sanity, my taste buds, my bowels, my weekend. All ruined! But now I have an XBox One! Hooray! The Wing Day is supposed to be solid as well, though crowded. Trivia is fun as well.
Mandi W.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
Average prices for the area, chill vibe, and the bartenders were cool. Will come back now that I see I missed out on their tater tots.
Tammy T.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Emeryville, CA
Dirty dive atmosphere and very loud. Good for rowdy groups(not so much if you want deep conversation). Lots of televisions from multiple angles and sports-minded folks. Seating is seat-your-self so go ahead and stake a claim. Spot it near the corner of Mission and 19th with a tooth printed onto a maroon awning. Average food that probably tastes good doused with a drink. A group of friends and I went to Teeth SF(aka Dr. Teeth) for a noon ‘brunch’. Bottomless mimosas are available for $ 15. Brunch options are your greasy American favorites(tater tots, burgers, wings, omelettes) with Mexican influence(think dishes with guac, salsa, green chilis, and tapatio at the table). I ordered the totchos(tot nachos). The tots were your standard fried bunch but could have been crispier. All the cheese sauce, sour cream, guac, and salsa sort of overwhelmed the dish over time and made some of the tots soggy, leading to mushy mashed potato mess. The mimosas taste a bit watered down but they keep your glasses full(so I suppose drink more?). Bathrooms are near the back before the door to the patio(additional seating back there if weather permits).
Jessica S.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
.25c wings on Wednesdays! Can’t get any better than that. The only downside is that they are super busy. It’s open seating, and the tables are usually a mess. There’s one guy running around trying to deliver all the food to the tables. We pretty much had to clean the table from when the last group left. Never the less. The wings have a two drink minimum. We ordered 20 wings and 2 beers. It was bomb and super cheap! Definitely coming back on Wednesdays again for the wings. We didn’t have to wait too long for the wings to come out to us. Other nights are less crowded. Wednesdays are the best.
David C.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
My time here wasn’t exactly the clearest since I was celebrating my belated birthday but I had a great time. We showed up with a drink into our night, so we decided to get one quick drink before our dinner reservations. We sat at the bar and our bartender Caitlin knew just what we wanted: «A Slap in the Face». Before you call the police and report this place, one of their drink specials consists of a shot of tequila and a Modelo for $ 11. After one or two you won’t even be able to feel a slap in the face. I tried to get one from Caitlin, but employees are not actually able to hit customers. We downed our drinks, headed out to dinner at Foreign Cinema. We were still a little thirsty so we trekked a few blocks through the rain to see Caitlin and get another slap in the face. I couldn’t feel my teeth, which is probably the true meaning behind the name of the bar.
Brittany S.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Burlingame, CA
Quick Review: A hipster hangout for Wing Wednesday.25 cent wings, need I say more. Great drinks, truffle tots and regular tots are also very good. Be prepared for a large crowd on this day though. FOOD: You can’t go wrong with .25 cent wings! The buffalo flavor was super good and the habanero was tasty too, especially if you like spicy. I’m not a huge fan of truffle oil anyway so I could do without the truffle tots but the regular tots were good. They also have tachos(cheesy tots). My friends and I didn’t order them but they looked good. SERVICE It’s a bar and it gets pretty crazy so don’t expect one particular person waiting on you. However, it was pretty easy to flag someone down. I suggest going directly to the bar and ordering your drinks there, much faster. AMBIANCE Once again it’s a bar and it was pretty hard to hear unless you are sitting super close to who you are talking to or yelling. The music was more hipster chic than anything else. The crowd seemed cool but I do miss the days when the mission was actually the mission and there was more diversity at places like these. Techies are taking over the city, but it’s no surprise. I would say come here on Wednesdays.
Christine S.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
Unlike most people, I actually really enjoy going to see the doctor. And after checking out Dr. Teeth, it’s another place I wouldn’t mind going to all the time! Since we had dinner reservations at Foreign Cinema, which is close by, we decided to get drinks at Teeth SF real quick. The place is pretty roomy and had a fair amount of people for a Monday. They have trivia nights on Mondays at 8:30pm for those that are into that! And apparently, they have awesome happy hour deals for wings on Wednesdays. The bartender Caitlyn was super cute and a joy to chat with! It definitely made our time at this bar fun. I’m a fan of the shot-and-beer-combos, so we just kept ordering A Slap in the Face($ 11). Can’t go wrong with tequila and Modelo! Cheers!
Carol M.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
Don’t let the weird name fool you. Not as kitschy as I assumed, but a cool place nonetheless. Came here for a Thursday evening night cap and parked ourselves outside on the back patio. It was a little cold but the drinks certainly helped on that front! This place would be rad-tacular(yes. word.) on a warmer night. Their buffalo wings are pretty legit. Next time: wing night!
Alyssa J.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Richmond, CA
Look, on the base surface, this bar is fine. I grabbed a spicy cucumber margarita hand crafted and it was delicious($ 11). The bartender was cool, as was the waitress who came around. Kinda wish the prices were more happy hour friendly, but it’s on par with the newly fancified neighborhood. 2 margies + tip set me back $ 30– yeesh So what’s the problem? Mission bros, bro. We got there at 4pm on a Friday and some dude bro was demanding loudly«WARRIORRSSS, TURNONTHEWARRIORSSSS.» I guess that’s how he gets his way in life, just yelling out until someone shuts him up. Another group of bros sat next to us and it was«dude bro» this and«duuuuuude» that. Maybe I’ll try hitting this place up when the dude bros are at work.
Kathy L.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
This is the place to be on Wednesday nights! 25 cent wings with the purchase of 2 beers is a steal! It’s only till 7pm though so get there FAST, this place gets packed. We got 20 wings of the Sweet Chili Habanero(more sweet than it was spicy but so good) and 10 wings of the Buffalo(mediocre in comparison). I would skip the Buffalo flavor next time. 30 wings total out to be like $ 7.50, how awesome is that?! If you sit down with a waitress taking your order, they enforce the 2 drinks per person to make the Happy Hour wings count. Tip: you can get out of that by ordering at the bar. Our group also go the Tot’chos(tater tots topped with guac & salsa) which got soggy a bit fast. Besides the wings, I highly recommend coming here for the CRABTOTS! Its pretty unique and is great bar food to munch on while a game is on. I’ll be sure to bring my teeth back next time.
Kathy T.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Monterey, CA
TATERTOTS!!! That’s what I think of when I think of this place. Their tots are amazing! AMAZING! So well seasoned and soooo damn addicting. You can’t eat just a few. I finished my whole side order and stole some off my friends’ plates. I just ordered eggs and bacon for the rest of my meal and it wasn’t anything special. I’d have to say the tater tots were the star of the show. I’m sure if you order tater tot anything, it would be amazing. I’d come back for the bottomless mimosas and tater tots. I wish I could’ve sat outside for brunch. The inside was too dark and dingy for me. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great sports bar and a fun place to drink beer, eat greasy food, and hang out with friends. It was a beautiful day and I wish there was table service outside for us to enjoy the sun. Their bottomless mimosas were a great deal! So cheap for the city! And they totally don’t mind if you bring your cup to the bar to get a fill up if they don’t come by very much. Our server was swamped and hardly stopped by our table, so we just got mimosas ourselves. On a busy game day, there will be bathroom lines, so be prepared for that. There’s only one women’s stall and one for men. I’m looking forward to coming back for their tater tots and bottomless mimosas.
Carrie L.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco, CA
Wanted to grab a quick bite with a couple old friends & we all wanted to try this place — we came on a Friday night & found a table pretty fast. We saw that the special for the day was 25 cent wings w/2 beers minimum(each), so we decided to get Buffalo wings/totchos & I also got to try their IPA, which was pretty good. As for the wings… I definitely will NOT be getting buffalo flavor anymore — they were so spicy… I can usually eat pretty spicy things but my friend was literally sweating… on the other hand, the totchos were BOMB — must try!
Michelle L.
Rating des Ortes: 5 San Francisco, CA
Great bar for Saturday afternoon shenanigans. Awesome outdoor area and great drinks. Top notch bar food! Be sure to get the Scotch Eggs(runny, delicious, yolky eggs with a meaty exterior) and the tots!
Zoe H.
Rating des Ortes: 4 San Francisco Bay Area, CA
Came here for a late happy hour after work with some friends, and it was well worth the price. For $ 4.50, you can get a decent tasting well drink(I ordered cranberry & vodka) that doesn’t taste like a college frathouse quickmix. Apps were all so delicious, highly recommend the garlic crab tots with sriracha mayo and bbq sauced wings. 4⁄5 stars because despite how delicious the food is, my tolerance for cleanliness bothered me throughout my whole happy hour. The foam seats have holes in them, I sat on a seat with a hole so big I could have probably dropped my cell phone in it. Floor is covered in dust and the tables are sticky even after I saw them wipe it down. If your tolerance for cleanliness is lower than mine, I think you’d be better off finding a bar elsewhere, but for me I’ll take this any day over a fancy shmancy happy hour.
Peter D.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Brooklyn, NY
A wonderful place to drink in the daytime, look at the only people drunker than you with disdain, and eat all of your friends’ food. Upon walking up to this fine establishment, I was smacked in the chest by a girl just before she attempted to impale herself on a parking meter. She and her friends were all laughing hysterically, so I just noted what kind of bar we were at, and headed inside. The bar looks like a bar, but the multi-tiered backyard featuring picnic tables, cornhole, and sunshine makes it a winner. Hanging out with girls that didn’t finish their crab totchos, sliders, fries, and more makes me a winner. Overall, I’d recommend Dr. Teeth and eating everyone’s leftovers, although the latter might earn you the nickname, «Dumpster Pete.» Probably only if your name is Pete, though.