UYE Trick N Treat Happy Hour Crawl Edition

This was a really fun event with all the surprises of people dressing in their Halloween costume. I gotta give it up to those that actually got dressed up in drag, my boys jezzabelle and china dolls ugly sister… I really needed to do make up but the person that I asked never got back to me so eh… Akemi gave me some of lipstick to make me transform me from the Troll living under the Bridge to the Hunchback of Notre Dame. The biggest surprise of the night was the ladies in arms and their scantily clad apparel. It was a sight to see what was under that miniskirt. Muahahahahhaha

…China Doll is mortified that so many men and women went around lifting her… what is that… a dress? and exposing her unmentionables…
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But on to other things.
So, What can I add that hasn’t been said already.
What a day, and what a great show of celebrities and brave men in women in uniform. Though, why no one arrested Freddie or Count Waltski when there was a military officer, Dick Tracy and four Reno police officers, I have no idea. Really… was the Love guru there to preach or just using his disguise to hang with all the pretty women??? And what’s up with that sleeveless bow-​tied fishnet girl??? Was she a bartender? Why wasn’t she serving drinks? And lets not forget Ms. SM and her friend, who were whipping all the guys and girls with just a little too much relish. But all this talk is making me hungry… can you say Bacon and Eggs?
But my oh my, it was Jezzabelle and… Ms…uh…Elina (?) who stole the show. What an incredible pair of gals. I think they should make more appearances at future UYEs, regardless of the time of year, don’t you?
It was great seeing so many of the UYE regulars too. Donna, Ron, Bobby L and Bobby l., Farm, Aja, Caroline, Mikey, Cobber, Katrina, Michael L., Michael C., DoTheBob, Dennis, Vijay, Yvonne, Venus, June, and all the rest of the SBC. It was awesome seeing you all and can’t wait until the next one.
A party to remember, of that there’s no doubt.
(or…is it… a party to forget???)

An event with three drag queens a week before Halloween can’t have anything less than 5 stars. I’d lying if I said a straight guy like me would find the Queens hot, but if the girls are happy, I’m happy. It’s a crowded bar, but it feels spacious in and around, possibly because it’s located at the corner of the square, so there’s plenty of place outside in the public space you can take pictures with the popular queens.
Tetsu actually looks curvy in that dress, although a pair of steamed buns would have been a cheap way to achieve the perfect look. Eli is too tall and muscular for to be hot in drag, but I can’t fault his effort. John Michael is by far the most experienced one, dyed hair, boobs and the whole nine yards. Good job guys. I’m sorry I showed up with nothing spectacular, but I thought I look like a Triad without wearing anything but my work clothing.
Last but not least, I’m so glad to see all the girls drunk and bubbly. The only regrets are that I didn’t show up any earlier, and that I had to chug two Blue Moons and ran off to grab a gourmet muffin burger at the Counter.
The most fantastic 1.5 hours I’ve had in a long time!

OMG! What a night. Yes I did have fun and yes I was alive by 2am. Thanks to Caroline, Tammy, Ali, and everyone else who was concern about me. Plus eating fried tacos from Jack in the Box helped.
I remember what happen that night and boy I am embarrass. Sorry if I was rude and in your face. Sorry for all the screaming I did and the craziness that was going on. I paid for it the next day, my legs and feet were hurting but I didn’t have a hang over which was good.
Great job for everyone who dressed up. You guys are all so cute and sexy.
Katrina your last drink did me in. No more drinking.
I love you all and as usual had a ton of fun! See you all at the next event or next year.

Sorry everyone, I just got back from deployment over the weekend. Had a little bit of some partying done onshore. Naval Officer Fräulein is back on duty and reporting back to you about this past Friday’s event!!!
My Ateh Jezebelle was off the hook! All eyes were on her. HOT DAMN… I think she got more numbers and attention than any of the other ladies. Lucky bee-​yatch! *hmph*
So here’s the rundown:
I’ve heard from my female officers and detectives, that a majority of the guys were doing some inappropriate behavior towards my Ateh Jezebelle and was harassed throughout the evening. Once I received word, I had to make a stop over and made sure that all of you GUYS have gotten some form of spanking from them. As for Kuya Walter, you well deserved to have gotten a little beating from the ladies… including me. Vijay, apologies for forcing you to the ground, but I told you… please tone down the sexual compliments thrown at Jezebelle, she may have been a little too drunk, but she came home to Kuya JM. I should’ve told my female officer friends to arrest the Mad Scientist, Mikey U, for drugging my Ateh J with lots of alcohol. That’s a big no-​no. Next time, I’ll make sure the officers take you back to the drunk tank along with Kuya Walter (you left too MANY «bite» marks on a lot of the ladies including Ateh J), Vijay, and the rest of the guys. Tsk tsk… where is the chivalry these days? I have no idea why it took Chinadoll and his sister, forever to get to the party, but you two were lookin’ a bit jealous standing next to Jezebelle. No worries, I’ll make sure to come back with two cuties for the both of you when I go back onshore and show pictures to the men on board. Maybe… I’ll have two cuties come along with me to the next event and you both can mingle. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
So, I’m wondering if ANY of you had committed any sins that evening, because I thought I saw Jesus Christ. You were all Super Baaadddd! Remember… PRAY that none of you didn’t do anything that I wouldn’t have done. LMAO!!!
Re-​Edit: I have evidence floating around… thanks to Chris and Michael. Took plenty of pictures for the evening. So watch out GUYS! I’ll have to use it against you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMG Jezzabelle! You’re one HOT mama!
Great to see all my fellow SBC’ers in the house at Roux on Friday night! To everyone that joined us on Friday and I met you I apologize if I don’t remember your name… apparently I was double fisting long islands midway through the night…
Evelyn and Chinadoll… OOOH so sexy… hairy legs and all.
All the pics looked great… you all looked fabulous… I heart the SBC!

What a lovely night… had a few early happy hour specials while waiting for the SBC misfits to arrive! The fried okra was not bad at all. Thanks to Megan for taking care of us before 7 pm.
We were waiting and sippin and waiting… then we see heads turn and hear the place get a little louder. I’m sure everyone in the bar wanted to party with the SBC… or wonder why these crazy people were dressed up a week early!
Jezzebelle only made me look thrice. She looked like one of my aunts from Manila. Her wo-​mannerisms were flawless!
I never saw an ugly girl in sight (you’re welcome Jezzebelle)…until China Doll showed up!
After consulting with Jesus and taking shots of naughty police officers flirting with a sexy naval officer… China Doll’s sister-​thing showed up. Red tight dress with hairy legs!?! What a sight! I actually felt sick the rest of the weekend. Thanks!
On the real… Thanks to Jezzebelle and her brutha for putting on this successful event. Great job to yall who dressed with spirit! I had an awesome time meeting yall again!

In true paparazzi style, I came out blazing. Showing early just to chill and get something greasy to eat before JM showed because well… we know it all goes down once he’s at the spot. This is the first time I’ve had my memory card go full on me. Good thing I had 2 cameras!
Drink after drink it didn’t stop. We just kept growing larger and louder. I had a great time meeting up with everyone. Pretty interesting catching peeps in some compromising situations… Its a maaaaan baybay.
pics

We really have to put on matching costumes next time…
Yes totally worth the trip flying back here just to make in it in time for the party!
To anyone who never came… You missed it!

Shemale hoe train…
Last night I was sodomized by two SHEMALES, one was a skinny Asian blonde chick with hairy legs, and the other was… well all I know her/​his name was Jezzabelle. After the tormenting ordeal, I filed charges with four female police officers who then cavity searched me for no apparent reason. That’s like getting shafted 6 times in a row…
I feel so violated… I need counseling… And I need a calgon moment.

Wow um, how is it that I have a hangover from drinking no alcohol at all? Somehow I am still incoherent 24 hours later.
I’m seriously, can barely speak!
(I.e. translates as major fun times. Get it?)

Good Morning Lovelies!!!
I had so much fun last night… you were all fabulous. I can’t remember the last time I had that much fun. When JM told me that his friends were fun, I was a little skeptical. But after last night… all I can say is that my boy JM is in great hands. It’s too bad he couldn’t make it out last night though. He was doing me a few favors.
I have been to parties all around the world, seen all kinds of things, and drank my weight in alcohol before but I can not emphasize enough how great it was to party with all of you last night. The costumes were great. Roux took so much care of us, and the paparazzi were too kind.
On another note, I’m sorry to all the men and women who tried to liquor me up last night to take me home… takes lot more than liquor to get this good time. And as much as I would have loved to have gone home with the ladies, I didn’t want to stir up any trouble for JM — I have been known to be a heart breaker. With that being said… ladies, JM taught me everything I know about bed breaking. Gentlemen, unfortunately he only shares my taste for women.
Till next time…
and now I hand back to JM his account.
XOXO
;D
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jm did want me to add a message for him
it was good times everyone…
I just want to say I can’t wait to do it again
however with the holidays around the bend…
Grace and Hotsauce UYE and Thanksgiving in NOV
and both the SBC and the Official Unilocal Holiday party in Dec
not to mention all the other company XMAS parties during that time
yours truly and the SBC Brothers will be taking a hiatus till JANUARY
SO STAY TUNED —
we’ll be hitting you hard in the new year!!!

Everytime I exhaled, I smell Hennessy.
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… everytime I inhaled, someone stole my breath away.

You know you had a great night when you wake to a text from your friend asking how she got home last night.
Haha.
Seriously though, two thumbs up to John Michael’s hot cousin, Jezzabelle, and Walter P. for thinking this up and getting the people together. It was a lot of fun getting dressed up with the girls and making our appearance. There were a lot of hot new Unilocaler «girls» that showed up and they were quite popular with both the guys and the ladies. I loved all the costumes that people showed up in, very nice ;)
It was cool going to Roux twice in a week, seeing as I haven’t been there before. They had a live band when we first came in, and there were people eating throughout the night. Thanks to Vijay for the drinks and the bar snacks, yum yum!
So yeah I’m looking through pictures (I’ll post the link later) and seeing the night unfolding as the liquor kicks in is quite amusing. For those with incriminating photos… beware…or you will get the beatdown from the SBC enforcers! Haha.
Also, thanks to Walter P. for the ride home and for the awesome ribbons. You rawk!
Looking forward to another crazy night at the UYE at 99 chicken! Woo hoo!

Brutality!!! Since when do cops and alcohol mix?
This morning I have filed a formal compliant against the four female officers that used excessive force during my strip search. I lay here in bed typing with one hand on my laptop while I nurse my bruised right leg.
Expect pay back bitches! I’m coming for you!
Good for Kids: HELL NO!
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The SBC Costume Rundown
Mad Scientist — Mikey U
Naval Officer — Fräulein C
Carmen Sandiego — Allison T
Cabaret Showgirl — Akemi D
Freddy Cougar — Cristina C
Jesus Christ — Alessandro S
Wicked Witch — Jen W
Reno 911 Cop # 1 — Grace Y
Reno 911 Cop # 2 — Christina C
Reno 911 Cop # 3 — Ruth C
Reno 911 Cop # 4 — Lubs Y
Dominatrix # 1 — Crys B.
Dominatrix # 2 — Susan D
Sunnyside Up Fried Egg — Jean P
Two Strips of Bacon — Richard (Jean’s Husband)
Phantom of the Opera — Yours Truly
China Doll — Eli T
China Doll’s Ugly Sister — Tetsu N
And the hot and stunning Jezzabelle — John Michael
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Official UYE Photographers of the evening: Chris C and Michael C
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SB Crew, SB Crew– whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when the HOT 4 come for you
There were too many perps that needed a beat down or to be frisked.
Oh, and we caught Carmen Sandiego.