Oriental Healing Center

This place was such bullshit, I had to make a page for it.
My boyfriend and I were enjoying a lovely Sunday together and we decided we should treat ourselves to a cheap little massage before we head home. Our place of choice, which is two doors down from Oriental, was busy… so we decided to walk our happy butts to the Oriental Healing Center. Huge mistake.
First of all, this place seems a bit sketch. I’ve never been to those happy ending places, but I just had that weird vibe. I’ve always been the one to not judge a book by its cover, so ya know, I wanted my massage. My boyfriend and I were led to separate rooms and my masseuse was doing a decent job at massaging my back. Her phone rings and she picks it up. She has a 2 minute conversation with whomever it was that was stuck on the bridge without gas. Yeah, I heard their conversation. It’s hard not to when she’s leaning over and massaging me with one hand while talking with the other. She then doesn’t say anything at all and walks out of the room. I’m staring down at the floor through my massage table for a good 5 minutes and a new masseuse walks in! That didn’t bother me. As long as this woman gives me a good massage, I’ll be happy. But, oh my god, I seriously felt like she threw oil on my back and did the wax on/​wax off motion for 40 minutes. SERIOUSLY, LADY?! WOULD IT HURT YOU TO ACTUALLY MASSAGE ME A LITTLE? I told her a few times, you can actually massage me or put more pressure… but, yeah, she didn’t understand me or spoke English.
Seriously the worst «massage» I’ve ever had in my life.
She finishes 15 – 20 minutes early and says, «Okay,» and walks out. What the fuck?
I walk out and my boyfriend was already done and waiting for me. He hands them $ 20 and tells his masseuse to split it as a tip between both of them. I honestly wouldn’t have tipped my masseuse jack because it was that horrible. His masseuse looks at him confused and says, «Split? But I do hard for you.» Then. my masseuse starts giggling and says, «Oh, not enough. Mo tip!» OHHHH NOW YOU SPEAK ENGLISH, RIGHT?! They are so lucky my boyfriend is a sweet guy, because if that was me, I would have snatched that $ 20 right out of her hand and gave her a big F U. How dare you give us both awful massages, finish 15 – 20 minutes EARLY and then demand more tip?
Oriental Healing Center can suck it.