Not to be confused with the«Luxury boutique hotel» in Brighton, or the Claremont in Cornwall, or indeed the one in Bournemouth. Nor is it a guest house in Glasgow, a private hospital in Sheffield or a city near Los Angeles. Nope, it’s none of the above. Not even close. Bet you’ll never guess… It’s a newsagents. Just your average, run-of-the-mill, confectionery-selling, magazine-stocking, sandwich-dispensing, tinned food-distributing newsagents. Not a bad one mind you. Plenty of all of the above, and a pleasant enough shop assistant, though she was mindlessly-bored when we popped in, and looked like she hadn’t seen a customer in a while, let alone two at once. It also seemed to be the only newsagents stocking the particular magazine I was after that day, so that was pretty good. Not sure if it’s quite in the league of ‘snazzy hotel’ but, you could do worse.