Seven Stars

This pub is a real throwback so if you don’t like a bare traditional boozer that has been without TLC in decades then I would avoid. I personally find such establishments to have a certain charm and that was certainly the case here.
That and their selection of beer and cider would normally be worth 4 stars, but the drinks are served from a barrel and on a very hot day they don’t seem to be able to keep them at a good temperature which spoilt my pint a bit. Mind you a warm pint of Cornish knocker still wipes the floor with many beers and this temperature issue would only be a problem for a couple of months a year.
Also serves a drink called weapons grade ginger beer, which I might try out if I come back on a sunny day.

Possibly the worst pub I have ever been in and I have been in more than a few. I visited becausae I had read good things about the place elesewhere. All I can think is all those good things were written by the landlord and his family!
First, the good point — the gravity-​drawn ale was fine.
Now for the bad points…
Small, cramped bars, unchanged for centuries. This in itself is not a problem and could be a quaint survival but here is merely unkempt squalor.
The seating is minimal and uncomfortable,
The bars reek of tobacco despite the supposed ban.
Both bars are semi-​derelict. I suspect the last attempt at decoration was sometime circa WW2. The wallpaper is peeling, helped on its way by widespread mould, some parts of the ceiling have collapsed, leaving the bare laths beneath. It is astonishing the place has not been shut down by environmnental health.
I would recommend a brief visit to appreciate just how bad things can get. Luckily, Falmaouth has plenty of other old pubs that have managed to stay in civilisation.