An excellent and reasonably priced physio, Ricky MacFarlane actually used to be both physio and manager of St Mirren, not that you would know it from talking to him. Nowadays he’s just as content to talk football with rotund individuals who’ve gone over on their ankle while playing for Inter Yer Maw at Townhead as he is dealing with proper athlete’s injuries. With years of experience behind him, if Ricky can’t get you on the road to recovery then it could well be time to hang up the boots. At least there’s a pub next door to drown your sorrows.