KFC

KFC’s can be quite variable in their quality but this one is a welcome addition and the staff are generally friendly and helpful. The restaurant is bog standard clean KFC. In my experience you’re much better off using the drive through as service inside can be rather slow!

Many moons ago this used to be a Burger King, and I won’t lie to you, it was a sad, sad day when it closed down.
But then the other weekend Hot Steve says to me, he goes, ‘Oh. Lucy. What’s occurring? You fancy an omellette or a KFC for tea?’ and I goes ‘Oh. Steve. A KFC. Genuine.’ And so we used that googlemap thing on the KFC site and found that from the ashes of BK had risen a KFC fit for a colonel.
Anyway. It was pretty busy, what with it being just before the BGT final or something, but we were served in reasonable time by a friendly enough dude and everything was fine until we got home and realised that he had neglected to include the corn. Anyone but anyone knows that the corn is the most important bit as it’s healthy and therefore makes eating KFC more acceptable.
So for that reason I am knocking a star off. But I think that I shall have to have a KFC for tea now because I’m proper marvin’ and writing this has given me a craving like you wouldn’t believe.
Be on your way.