Best Kebab and Cafe

Whoever runs this place works hard. I think they are living in seven time zones because the only time I have ever seen it closed was when there was a power cut. But easy access doesn’t make something inherently good (as Paris Hilton demonstrates). Really cheap breakfasts on the other hand, do. Having stumbled here on a handful of Saturday/​Sunday mornings, I am yet to be remotely disappointed. Perhaps the best full English available in Clapham, this place is a bit of a secret, not just because of the name but also its position off the High Street. Worth a detour if you have a hangover. Probably best to avoid in the evening though, when the ‘Kebab’ part undoubtedly wins over the ‘café’ part. I recommend a Set 2 breakfast with added mushrooms and cup of builders tea.