Kitts

Very classy place, with a great carribean vibe too it (named agfter a carribean island). A trendy hangout and it’s always crammed to the raafters with dancers. Drinks a bit pricey but hey it’s Chelsea what do you expect!

Terrible place full of mainly drunks from local pubs after kicking out time.

if u want intimate, you got it, if you want music to be slightly more on the side of cheese you got it. think school disco with a fabulous mature twist…
Kitts is a WHOLE lot of fun — yes with a few sloaney poneys BUT what would you expect in that area BUT i have to say Kitts has THE friendliest vibe/​crowd — its all about a great party here and Kitts certainly delivers on that level.

Classic Chealsea sort of venue: very small, expensive and exlcusive. I went here for an afterparty after an art gallery private view and I was suprised about how small it was — literally the size of my living room: S
Crowd are very sloanie (it is sloane sq after all) — I would not go back tbh.

I think I’m cursed when it comes to Kitts… for some reason, whenever this club is part of my nightly plans, something goes horribly awry. Boyfriends show up when they shouldn’t (’cause I fell asleep on a sofa and never made it to the club) or don’t when they should (and it had nothing to do with falling asleep… I think being stood-​up by your boyfriend is grounds for dismissal, btw) or worse — the party venue got changed to another club and I never got the text… Oh, the stories I could tell of the many life-​altering evenings when Kitts happened to be on the agenda.
Yet I don’t think Kitts itself is cursed. This private downstairs venue just off of Sloane Square has a chic vibe and an intimate set-​up that make it work. It’s *small*… reviewers who were talking/​complaining about the diminutiveness of Bungalow 8 haven’t seen this place. It’s basically just a short bar and a periphery of tables surrounding a dance floor. I’d highly recommend getting a table if you decide to head here… otherwise, I don’t know quite where you would put yourself.
What’s nice about Kitts is that there’s usually a party going on. I’ve yet to come here on a weeknight when it wasn’t happening; Kitts feels like the local haunt where the whole neighbourhood eventually ends up at 2am. Along with this vibe, the door staff could also possibly be nominated for being the most charming on the planet.
Music is typical, danceable pop stuff… and the crowd is undeniably of the high maintenance variety. But if you book a table and go with a group it’s a relaxed place to have a fun night… and hopefully I haven’t passed on my curse by mentioning it to you!

My friend took me to Kitts and we were lucky enough to get in free as she knew the doorman. There aren’t that many nightclubs on the King’s Road so this was a welcome addition. The club is in the basement and is tiny. It has one bar, a small dancefloor and some booths with tables in that you can book. The décor is high end and expensive looking. The DJ played a great selection of tunes — really unpretenious and fun to dance to. The only trouble was that it was so hot you couldn’t dance for long. They really need to get a stronger air con system! Drinks were expensive and it took a long time to get served. The size of the place means if theres a good crowd of people it will be a great night but if theres an odd mix (as there was the night we were there) then you will probably tire of it quite quickly!

this is a brilliat place for trendy celebrity spotting, i was lucky enough to get in with a friend who is a member. trendy is the only word to describe it. it has a very carribean vibe, the whole atmosphere is very decadent and indulgent. Music is not great, just the regular dj spun house and a few rnb tunes. Drinks, are of course, riddiculously expensive but I guess your paying for being part of the ‘stylish in crowd.’ Quite a fun experience, but not one of my best, just a little too snooty for my taste.