Lil’ Donkey

Before I met Unilocal,never would I think that I could review a place that puts both cheese and spicy stuff in a wrap and only give it one star. Had it not been for the horrific state of my hung over brain I probably would have thrown it away… oh wait, I did.
Seeing «donkey» plastered all over this stand I thought that this would be on par with Daddy Donkey. Not that DD is my favourite but I will admit that they wrap a mean burrito. I asked the chap behind the plastic table cloth if he was related to them and he stared at me like I was a donkey myself. No apparently these guys have no idea who Daddy Donkey are.
I was tempted by the £4.50 fajita burrito which was a loosely wrapped onion thing with dry rice and little going for it. I tried to like it, I really did — promise! I loved their marketing: «The best buckin’ burrito in town» I mean, that itself got my attention. But as soon as I saw him throw together my «burrito» and then flatten it in a sandwich grill (!!!) I knew that this possibly wasn’t going to rock my world. As the gent then placed the falling apart wrap into a bit of baking paper and then into my hand my heart sank.