McDonald’s

If you’re from the USA, you’ll get a little shock on the menu. They have mainly chicken options, and Hamburger/​cheeseburger is offer mainly in Kid’s meals. They were very fast and had the food ready for me seconds after completing the transaction.

I had a British American style Chicken: Legend which was rather tasty prepared promptly, and was just the bit of food I needed to continue my journey in London! I have to say it was interesting to eat with spicy tomato salsa (spicy ketchup) and I got it for about 6GBP. Not bad where most stuff is 12−15GBP! Definitely a experience for Americans visiting UK should have, Similar stuff but unique names!

Warning: May contain graphic contents.
Stupidly after giving up fast food for 5 months now I decided to stop by here thinking it can’ hurt.
Well. It did.
I ordered up a chicken nugget meal with fries and a diet coke which was always my favorite as a kid in the states. The smell and taste of nuggets always had put a smile on my face then, and I was always overjoyed when my folks gave in and bought me a happy meal, which was not very often.
I walked over to a seat by myself and chowed down. My first thought was hmm. nuggets in England are really bland. Well I paid for it so I ate them and my fries. I even won a free cheeseburger with the Monopoly game they are currently running. Hurray!
About ten minutes later I was stuffed and ready to continue my shopping for the day when suddenly a jolt in my stomach stopped me on the street ugh. Maybe I walked too fast after eating and got a cramp? Mild pains continued throughout the day. I was still full and so I skipped dinner that night but went for an evening walk, hoping to walk off the fat and grease I just consumed.
When I was about 5 minutes away from my house. that is when it hit me. I thought my intestines had ripped open and I wanted to fall to the floor and cry but I knew my fate was far worse. I needed a toilet and I needed it fast. So I ran home in a panicked sweat, fearing I was about to ruin a perfectly good pair of pants
Do you remember the scene in Dumb and Dumber when Harry accidently consumes all of those laxatives??? Well it was like that for a week and only yesterday have I had slight releif from it. I thought maybe it was food poison, maybe I got hepatitis or some other nasty disease. No. I just damaged my poor digestive system and it will be a slow and painful recovery. I could probably even apply for disability benefits.
Was it Mcdonalds? I know it was. Was this a necessary story to share? Probably not, but I tell everyone about my bowel movements so you were not spared. Could it happen to you? Possibly, but the fact that it even might, should discourage you. I may have just had a bad experience but never again
I threw my free cheeseburger ticket in the trash hoping no one would pick it up and continue the vicious circle of intestinal desecration. My only way to save at least one poor soul