Queens Park Rangers FC

Queens Pork Strangers is a club named after the fact that female members of the royal family will often engage in sexual relations with people they have never met.
First-​Hand Experience: Well I’ve seen QPR play live, in person, 3 times total. Once against Oxford United, once against Liverpool, and once in a pre-​season game. They’re a proud club with more money than they should have. I respect them and appreciate them but they’re not my fave, and don’t play amazing football either.
It’s a rich little club in West London that is a rival of Chelsea and Fulham, and just got a lot richer with the new owners. However despite their wealth and a litany of excellent well known overpaid players, they keep getting relegated, and will probably be again this season.
Formed in 1882, they play in blue and white hoops, and my brother once played for them in his imagination. His fave player was Les Ferdinand.
They were runners up in the Prem back in 1976, and FA Cup runners up in 1982, but the only thing they’ve ever won is the League Cup in 1967, as well as runners up in 86 (go Oxford!).
I have no affinity with this team whatsoever although their stadium does create an excellent atmosphere.