Les Deux Chauves

Cool spot to come for drinks and/​or a bite to eat! This hidden gem is located a few steps away from the Abesses metro stop in Montmartre, in a surprisingly calm street away from all the hustle and bustle. We got there early and were able to snag seating. (It got packed later on).
Anywho, as the (cool) name suggests, this place is run by two bald guys lol. Overall super chill vibes here, and a great place to grab drinks.
Let’s talk about the drinks. They have 3 amazing beers on tap: page 24 IPA, Brooklyn lager, and st stefanus. During happy hour, they’re only 5 € a pint. Say what? Delicious craft beer on happy hour? Say no more — I’m already there! Haha. The beer selection was what drew me in here, but I was very pleasantly surprised by the food selection (refer to photos). You can order a mont d’or (delicious melted cheese with potatoes!!! YUM), beef meatballs, rillettes, tartines, thai food, etc… that’s on top of the standard bar planche offerings. It appears the food menu may change on a daily basis, because it had the date on it and seemed to have been freshly printed. Any who, I went with the planche. Let’s talk about the planche: filling and quality products — delicious! Especially the rillettes were amazing! The bread they served us with it was also pretty tasty. If you split a large planche between 2 people, I guarantee you will not leave hungry. I had trouble finishing it and I have a large appetite.
As for seating, if you want to come and sit and you are a large group, that might be difficult. Fortunately, only 5 of us came out and we were all able to fit at one table, but the bar is small and only has seating for groups of like ⁴⁄₅ or 2. (You can still obviously come in large groups — just maybe don’t expect seating at the same table.) The décor in the bar has a hip Brooklyn vibe and the staff are chill. The only slight downside was that they were having problems with some of the kegs/​beers on tap (it was a new system) and so sometimes there was a little wait before being served. That could happen to anybody though and was beyond their control so I won’t hold that against them. The beers were worth the wait and filled to the brim :)
Overall, 5 stars — so happy to have found a cool spot to drink page 24 beer!