Pizza 73

Solid 2.5, not great, but better than I was expecting. 2 stars for grownups, 3 or 4 stars for kids.
Pizza had a nice crust, crispy but not greasy and a touch of developed flavor. Toppings were fresher and more generous than I was expecting for the price, but were ultimately quite bland. Sauce had little flavor as well, and the cheese tasted predominately of cheddar (it seems like they are using a blend).
Value was pretty decent. $ 25 for two medium pizzas or one pizza and a side platter. I opted for wings and fries instead of the second pizza and was again pleasantly surprised. Curly fries were crispy (esp. for something I assume was cooked in an oven, rather than a frier) and hey… I’m a sucker for curly fries. Wings were meaty but thankfully not over-​size or coated in greasy breading. Buffalo sauce was not great, but I wouldn’t pass them up if the beer was cold.
I don’t think I’d be in any rush to order there for myself again. But if I had a yard full of hungry 8 year olds to feed, this place would be at the top of my list.
p.s.
Unfortunately, I ordered my pizza before consulting Unilocal,so I wasn’t aware of the Pube-​Pie possibility. Fortunately, I can report that my pizza, wings and curly fires were pube-​free so hopefully they’ve got that sorted now (hairnet-​gitch or mandatory full-​body shave?)

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During a party, my brother ordered a couple of pizzas and wings from this place. Two pizzas and wings typically costs about $ 35, so it’s convenient munchie patrol food.
The pizza arrives in under 45 minutes and my brother digs in immediately. Halfway through his slice, he noticed a longish; wiry black hair sticking up from the crust.
Yeah. The look on your face right now, that’s the face that I make every time I retell this story.
He promptly spits out the bite he had in his mouth and scrambles to find his phone:
Pizza 73: «Hello, Pizza 73?»
Brother: «Yeah, hi, I ordered a pizza earlier and um, it’s got like a pube in it.»
P73: «I’m sorry?»
Bro: «A PUBE. PUBIC HAIR. HAIR FROM YOUR – «
P73. «Are you sure? That’s impossible.»
Bro: «No, man. There is definitely a PUBE IN MY PIZZA. NOT JUST ON TOP, BUT LIKE, BAKED IN THE CRUST.»
P73: «Okay, okay. Uh, we’ll make you a new one and have it there right away.»
Bro: «No way, I just want my money back. This is disgusting.»
P73: «Um, we’re going to send someone there to get your pizza then, so we can have a look at it.»
Bro: «I took some pictures, I can just email you guys those.»
P73: «No, no, we want to look at it. Someone’s coming by.»
Bro: «Um, okay, I guess.»
20 minutes later a delivery guy shows up and whisks the pizza away. He probably wasn’t informed about what happened, because he didn’t ask to look at it. 15 minutes after he leaves, Pizza 73 calls my brother up again:
P73: «Hi, we took a look at the hair we found in your pizza and we know what the problem is!»
Bro: «Um… neat?»
P73: «See, we hand knead all of our dough for our pizza crust. What you found was not an, ahem, it wasn’t a pubic hair. It’s an arm hair from the guy who kneaded the dough.»
Bro: «So am I going to get my refund?»
P73: «You don’t just want another pizza?»
O_​o
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In short, I wound up having to make extra salsa at that party.