On this visit I tried the Crispy buffalo chicken. All I can say is bye KFC. This burrito blends all ingredients together so well, that I could’ve sworn it was the zinger. Only it is better.
Tom W.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Toronto, Canada
This is by far the worst Burrito experience I’ve had in the city. It took the staff a while to even acknowledge us. We ordered 2 big chicken burritos, one in a whole wheat tortilla, the other naked. They ignored the request for whole wheat and used a white tortilla. We asked them to put everything on both of them, but their green onion tray was empty, so they skipped it(even though I could see full trays of green onion next to it), and for the toppings they were running low on they skimped quite a bit. We took our order to go, and when we opened the naked burrito, we realized that there was only a tiny bit of chicken sprinkled on top. This was by far the biggest rip off burrito I have ever had. I have received smalls from other burrito shops in town that were much larger than these. The ingredients also tasted stale, and the burrito was overall dry and bland. I will not be returning to this location ever again, unless they decide to up their game. I used to work next to the Fat Bastards at Vic Park and Sheppard, and that one was truly a gem. Large servings and great customer service.
Salitabebe b.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Toronto, Canada
Friendly service, but hands down the worst burrito I’ve ever had. Opted for the naked burrito… Ended up a bland meal of rice and beans… Topping selection sparsely added. Server was skimping as i had to request more than once for more lettuce. And isn’t a burrito supposed to have cheese? Where’s the cheese?!! I’m a petite individual with a light appetite. I finished it with a few mouthfuls and left starving. So not worth $ 8!
Jeff P.
Rating des Ortes: 2 The Junction, Toronto, Canada
Just ordered from these guys for the first time: a pulled pork burrito and a Thai chilli chicken burrito with some nacho chips on the side. I was excited because the flavour options seemed more interesting that other Mexican places. The burritos were the most bland I have ever had in my life. I’m not even sure real cheese was used in them — I certainly couldn’t see any. The pulled pork was pretty flavourless compared to pulled pork I’ve had everywhere else, and I couldn’t taste the sauce. The chips I ordered were $ 3.50 and they were totally plain nacho chips. The sauce that came with them was probably tostitos. It was so painfully plain I felt pretty pissed that I didn’t just go to the corner shop and buy a packet of nacho chips and dip — it would have actually been worth the money. In my opinion, you’re better off ordering from burrito express. Their food is more flavourful and worth the money.
Lily L.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Toronto, Canada
Not good. We went at lunch and Fat bastards was nearly empty. Says a lot. Chopped tomatoes tasted like canned, guacamole was slightly greyish, fish tasted and looked like a soggy fried frozen breaded fish stick. All the ingredients in the display case looked and tasted like they were there since the day before. Based on that I decided not to get one but my husband was starving and pretty much eats anything so I base my review on tasting his. Even he said it wasn’t great. The burrito itself was totally. mediocre. It was also pricey at over $ 8.00 plus tax for a lightweight burrito. We’ll continue making the drive to burrito boys on the Queensway.
AJ C.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Toronto, Canada
With the recent changes and downfall of those Burrito Boyz, I decided to step up to the Bastards. Not sure why people don’t give this place 5⁄5. What is there not to like? The wash-rooms or seating? Its a take out place. Prices are fair, people are nice, lots of choices and specials, food is fresh and tasty. Free parking on the side street too! Everything from the Yam to the Chicken outshines the competition.
Nicole V.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Toronto, Canada
So the food is okay here. There are certainly better burrito places in Toronto however I still prefer to eat here than some of the other places in the area. I really like the battered fish burrito. It’s really tasty. But be warned, this isn’t for those on a tight budget. A small battered fish comes to almost $ 10.00.
Greg S.
Rating des Ortes: 3 High Park, Toronto, Canada
Why post hours on yout door is you don’t follow them? Not the first time I have been turned away at the door and It’s not like a min before today it was 40min that is not good! Strike 2!
Ch H.
Rating des Ortes: 5 Toronto, Canada
Pure delicious! I really enjoy the burritos here. I think they are much better than most of the burrito joints. The people are very nice and I really like all the options they have to put in your burrito! I suggest trying this place out for sure
Lisa C.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Toronto, Canada
Fat Bastard is one of my favourite burrito places. Try the fish burrito, it’s fantastic! With fresh ingredients which you pick for yourself, they build the wrap right before you and exactly to your liking. I find the burritos flavourful and a healthy choice. Whether you choose beef, chicken, pork or fish, the food is real so I prefer a burrito here over a number of other quick dinner choices.
Douglas C.
Rating des Ortes: 1 Toronto, Canada
I was quite depressed when I noticed that these guys had moved into Bloor West Village. The last thing we need in the hood is yet another low-end, white trash, fast food joint. But I was prepared to give them a fighting chance, especially since I live just down the street and could use another convenient lunch option. So I tried them out today. What a disaster. The food is horrible, just horrible: stale fixings, soggy fried fish, burrito sauce that tastes like salad dressing. The fact that they cover the walls with cheesy ads suggesting they are superior to Burrito Boyz is a joke. Not even close, guys. You shouldn’t be mentioned in the same breathe. Can’t wait for these bozos to go tits up and get the hell out of town. The sooner the better.
Mike B.
Rating des Ortes: 3 Toronto, Canada
It’s a fat bastards burrito which means you’re going to get a tasty treat. I’m not sure if it’s the food, the convenience, or the fact I’ve watched it being built for the last 18 months, but I sure am glad it exists!
Layla A.
Rating des Ortes: 4 Toronto, Canada
The place is you typical burrito joint. I really think what sets it apart are the workers. They’re very friendly and don’t mind letting you know what’s in their burritos. Also don’t be fool. «Lil» burrito is actually like half a foot lob from subway.