Payless Shoesource

Shoes for me, only $ 9.99! My feet are fat, bloated, swollen, pregnant — essentially looking like giant sausages with five little vienna sausages attached to the ends… with pink toenails on top, of course. Regular shoes don’t fit, and even flip flops are uncomfortable, making me realize the «barefoot and pregnant» joke really stemmed from a real problem.
Then I walked through the doors of Payless. My life has been changed, and I don’t feel bad about wearing Payless like I did when mom took the three kids there and made us buy uncool shoes. There are actually cute-​ish styles that I feel happy about wearing for a few months, and once they get saturated with foot stank, I won’t feel bad about tossing these bitches in the trash… Because they were only $ 9.99! Red, brown, and black! $ 9.99!