(THISREVIEWMUSTBESUNGTOTHETUNEOF A VERYFAMOUSMICHAELJACKSONSONG. CANYOUGUESSIT?) I often think why do I come around here The only time I do is cos my gym is near But this Tesco ain’t got much and the prices are quite dear So leave it. Just leave it. Ow! What I’ll say ‘It’s a convenience store’ Banana’s, tins of fruits, pastries and wine galore But do you really need it cos the prices are poor So leave it, but I don’t want a kebab So leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it. Buy the pre-packed sandwich and eat it. Show me what’s tasty, it’s hard to find Yes it does matter, cos I’m here all the time. So sort it, sort it Yes Tesco sort it So sort it, sort it Yeah Tesco really sort it, Ooo! Their out to get you, that’s what monopolies do Fill you with packet food that is so bad for you They’re on every flipping corner, selling all the same stuff Yes Tesco… have you got anything good? I’ll leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it I’ll take my litre Volvic and defeat it I’ve been quite catty, but you ain’t the best But it doesn’t matter, cos you’re just an Express So(______) (THANKYOU)