The Big Discount Store

OK, so it may not be fashionably acceptable to admit that I’ve furnished nearly my entire house with items from the 99 pence store, but hey, who cares? I’m coming clean. I love this place. Why spend £2 on a pack of sponges when you can spend 2p? And why spend a tenner on a dish strainer when you can get a perfectly decent one for £1 max? In these hard-​up, borderline financial depression times it pays to be frugal. So I go here for nearly everything. It may be cheap, but it does the job and I’m not complaining; although my broom did break into three pieces after its third use, but hey, whatever, that kind of stuff is expected when you only paid 40p for it. I am, unabashedly, The Big Discount Store’s number one fan.