Durty Crow

Fun local bar. more down to earth than most of the competition. Very busy on weekends but more relaxed on weekdays.

Hasn’t quite found its identity, or maybe fake ID. Service is with a smile but trained for massive consumption not selling points, inventive cocktails, and definitely not draught beer. Thursday afternoon mind you, not the busiest time when seated at the bar, bartender stated «watch out, that part of the bar is sticky.» Then proceeded to ignore the need to clean it. Ok, so it’s Durty… I get it. When asked if they had signature cocktails or a cocktail list, she asked what I usually drink. When I told her bourbon or scotch, she quickly started rattling off her beer inventory and other things with which she was more familiar. What about an old fashioned, a whiskey smash, or side car? Long Island Iced Tea… anything? Blink… blink… No recommendations? Well I can’t make any recommendations for you either despite chill atmosphere with the garage door patio. It’s not enough for staff to be good looking, they need to enjoy working with the public and like to impress customers with their knowledge of the product. Maybe they need more time to find that ID.

The DJ is an asshole, Seriously don’t ask the DJ for anything. He will get extremely defensive and wave you off dismissively. Sorry I wanted a little less 80s since I wasn’t born yet asshole, Guy was wearing his pajamas too, I asked him to play something up beat instead of:
1. The hokey Pokey
2. Electric Slide
3. Girls just want to have fun
The hell is this place, Nostalgia Nights?

Awful! Packed full of douchebags and bimbos getting trashed and trying to get laid. No where to sit, terrible music, terrible beer selection.

Came here for a little St. Patty’s day celebration. The staff was quick and super friendly. Drink prices were fair compared to every other place in the area. They had a live band and since the weather was nice they had all the bay doors. They do allow smoking inside, just a FYI for all you non-​smokers out there. All in all Durty Crow is a fun place and I’ll be back again.

Probably the best gay bar on 7^th street. The owners always love to come out and flirt with all the hot guys in the crowd. There is also a very nice gloryhole in the little boys room! ;)

Love this place, but they’re getting 2 stars as they need to ban smoking. Seriously… Please ban smoking!!!

Cool bar not cool prices. I ordered 2 fireball shots and the total came out to $ 14. That’s slightly insane since fireball is generally considered a bottom shelf drink. I didn’t stick around to see what they charge for a beer but it’s probably close to $ 45. Too many bars in the area for this nonsense.

This place is shoulder to shoulder crowded, but a lot of fun. The only complaint I have is about a guy that works there. He is a stalky, black bearded guy with a baseball cap. He kept purposely emptying alcoholic drinks on the floor right next to our feet. He did it while we were in line to get into the bar and while we were inside. He poured alcohol all over my cousin’s feet. Didnt say sorry or anything.

Basically a warehouse full of college kids getting stupid drunk and walking home. .
No seats to speak of and service is horrendous …
Skip it

It is an all open concept bar with pull up garage doors as its walls. The place is tiny but it gets the job done. It is a good place to stop while you are on the «7^th strip». It is loud but its fun. And I have to quote someone’s review on here that is sooooo true about this area (7^th). «I feel so douchy in this place. like I should have on Sperrys and a popped collar. But I kinda like it? «hahahaha gosh I love it because this is sooo true! Girls… we have short shorts alerts here and I’m not talking about us! :)

I feel so douchy in this place. like I should have on Sperrys and a popped collar. But I kinda like it?
I’ve been here when it was so crowded you could taste other peoples beers and on nights where it was just you and the bar back– but somehow the level of douchiness never decreases. I will admit I never stay here longer than 45 minutes or so– just one of those places that is good for a pit stop. Its basically once open space with a bar in the middle and one pool table. I will say that the barkeeps are prompt and the beer is cheap– so you can see why its crowded on a Saturday night.

Cool dive bar. The bartenders are quick and they have a good drink selection and are well priced. It has a great open air feel and is easy to people watch. They have a pool table, which is why I go there.

Not my style but lots of loud, drunk and stupid people to go party with!
Have at it!

It’s just that. Durty. It gets crowded and a bit stuffy. Prices are fair and the bartenders are quick. It’s a much younger crowd hanging here. If you happen to be over served there’s a tasty taco truck parked out front to help sober you up!

It’s a bar. It gets crowded, people smoke and people are drunk.
Don’t drink the thing called pucker on the shot tap.

This bar attracts all kinds — which makes for fun people watching and drinking beer. If you don’t mind the smell of cigarettes, it’s a fun place.

Went here for the first time. And honestly… if a bar makes ppl wait in lines outside. dunno if I like it or not. Not used to that at all. Lucky we didnt need to wait in line.
And FREAKING PEOPLE OF EFFEN FT WORTH: YES I AM TALL
stop making stupid faces at me you little bimbo and guys: STOP standing on your tippytoes to make yourself taller, wtf is your problem?!
Im about to go apepoop on the next little ugly ft worthler ahole that does this dumbass move. Grow the ef up!
anyways… despite my dislike for ft worth ppl (thanks to my height.) i really liked this bar. It was fun, the drinks were strong, bit pricey for the area and clientel it has, but ok I see little tiny hoebags do not drink as much, but i stand at 6’4 in heels and yes I can down it.
Anyways… music was pretty good! Propably will come again.

Hey Durty Crow. You were a great laidback post Rahr spot to rest our weary feet and drink s’more. Were you hoppin’ at 4:00 on a Saturday afternoon? Nnaw. Were you a little smoky? Yah. Did you attract one fine ass man wearing a 80% see thru t-​shirt (hello nipples +1 star)? Hell yah. Overall, cheap beer, good company, good pit stop.
Thanks fella.

So it can be a little tough when you genuinely like the bones of a joint, but something within seems a little lacking. I’m a big believer in potential, and I’ll cop to the idea that having originally driven by the Crow and having been intrigued by the cut of its gib, I wanted to stop in and get to know the place a bit better. From there things became increasingly confusing.
Among the conundrums: what’s up with the intentional misspelling of Dirty? I mean, I get it in that this spelling sounds a little more scrubby than its pristine spelling, but A) aren’t crows by their nature somewhat dirty already, and B) how much dirtier (or ‘durtier’) than your standard crow is this one? I don’t necessarily require an empirical answer, but a little clarification would be okay. Or at least interesting.
All that ridiculousness aside, here’s the real skinny, best I can tell: this venue appears to be angling for a crowd somewhere between old and collegiate (or post) and young for professional. And that’s totally fine. Not my thing maybe, but they don’t put on airs about who they purport to be.
I may not be back often, but I’m not averse to an occasional stop.