Kebabish

All I can say is repulsive. Avoid like the plague.
First part of my order — £5 doner kebab in naan bread with garlic sauce what I received was a Tesco’s TORTILLA (I’m 100% serious) with less than 10 scrapings of cold, dry doner meat. I have no idea what the sauce was. It was a warm, thin, tasteless white yoghurt substance. Completely inedible. If you’re used to ordering doner kebabs in naan bread, this is about ¹⁄₁₀^th of the quantity and quality you’d normally receive from the dingiest of kebab shops.
Then I ordered a £5.80 chip with doner kebab and house sauce. A (small) handful of cold, stale chips next to a Tesco pitta bread with a few strands of cold meat.
Finally I ordered 21.5litre bottles of Coke. What I got was 11.5ltr bottle and 1500ml bottle! Unfortunately I had ordered online and they were gone by the time I caught wind of it. Not only do they make bad, inedible food, they also have no problem substituting what you ordered with something of ¹⁄₃ of the value.
The whole experience was actually offensive. Seriously, go somewhere else.
EDIT: Just looked them up and apparently they got a food standard rating of 1, which means Major Improvement necessary. The only score worse than a 1 is a 0. And it’s out 5. Speaks for itself.