Sushi Yoko Cho

This is the type of closet-​size shop you would probably find in an alleyway off the Ginza. Man, it’s so small (see photos). So small that if it was featured on an episode of HGTV’s «House Hunters», the white-​trash wife in the ill-​fitting tanktop would say, «But Buford, how am I gonna fit all my bras in there?» Jamie W. and I barely noticed it on the way back to our hotel room since all the crowds were hovering around the Japa Dog stand on the opposite corner.
You can sushi bento boxes (…just where they make them, I haven’t a clue because you would have to be a contortionist to do it in there)…but we went for the C$ 3.75 Bubble Tea as a refresher after a day among the fishes at the aquarium. Nothing outstanding or offensive is served here, just a Quickly-​level concoction with the extra-​large jelly pearls that made sucking a respiratory challenge. There are 16 different milk teas and 11 green teas. How do those two ladies fit all that in there? The better question is how do the two ladies fit in there without driving each other crazy.
BUBBLE TEA — 3 stars… hits the spot after a day with the fishies
AMBIANCE — 2 stars… uhhh, it’s a closet
SERVICE — 3 stars… the ladies are indeed polite
TOTAL — 3 stars… blink and y – …oh, you catch my drift